Hey here's a few songs I've come up with at midnight, for the last few nites. They probably only mean anything in context, but whatever, here goes... This is like a reggae-styled song, for legalisation and whatever: POT (What is it good for?) Well before you knock something That you don’t know shit about. Give it a chance man and Please, try it out! Coz, It could be healthy or It could save your life. Reduce your stress levels, and Problems with the wife. So don’t be uptight, Just be humble and be free. So, just try it out man And be what you can be! Well why should be outlawed, This plant of love and peace. Why did the government Declare it now deceased? Coz It’s a threat to tobacco, To cotton and to corn. Billion dollar industries Have stopped it being born. So don’t be uptight, Just be humble and be free. So, just try it out man And be what you can be! Now it can be smoked In a pipe, a bong or joint. But what I’m doing here Is trying to make a point. So be responsible and, Please enjoy your highs. Coz all we got to do, now Is join and legalise!! So don’t be uptight, (my friend) Just be humble and be free. (be free) So, just try it out man And be what you can be! Now here's one about my big-ass bong: “If freedom is outlawed, then Only outlaws will have freedom!!” You need a flamethrower just to light my cone. Plus a 10 inch dick to make my bitch groan. My bowl’s a fuckin frypan, man sniff that weed. My stems a fat pipe made from P-V-C!! Bitch, I pull the hardest when I take my toke, You’d need a fuckin swimming pool to cool this smoke. I made my shotty with a fuckin shotgun I get 10 buds a hit, so bitch would you like some? I use a 40 gallon drum, sure it’s a little tinny, But smoke pours out like it’s a fuckin chimney. So if u think you can handle this all night long, Then let’s fuckin go and take a hit from the bong!! A simple song about how to smoke da' bong, hopefully it'll catch on and everyone will join us, lol: Hits for the nongs!! When you’re taking hit’s from the bong Inhale it properly and don’t be a nong. Lighter out, and heat up your stash, Finger on the shotty, quick as a flash. Suck the fuck in like never before, Until the bowl’s out and ya got no more. Finger off the shotty, quickly again. And suck in the smoke, that’s nearly the end. Hold in your hit now, don’t be too soft And when you blow it out, try not to cough. Pass the bong left, don’t be a retard. Put more weed in and go back to the start. This one's about a bong, that i found that i didn't realise i made untill a few days later (yes, i'm crazy!!): My Wicked Tic-Tac Bong!! Last night I thought I dreamed I made a Tic Tac Bong It’s weird, I’ve been dreamin bout it so damn long Today I look into the cupboard, and what do I see? But a Tic Tac bong staring straight back at me! So where did it come from? What is it’s origin? Does it even make smoke, I couldn’t imagine. So I took it down, filled it up and took a deep hit Man, you wouldn’t believe the smoke that came outta this shit! It really blew my mind, to a point that’s cataclysmic I thought “How can it work?” it disobeys all physics It’s even got a shotty, so you can block and unblock it, So please meet the Bong-INATOR, which I call my Pocket Rocket!! So PLEASE tell me what you think, i'm happy with any comments, positive or constructive (any negative fucks, can fuck off back to fuckland!! lol)
