The DMV thinks i'm an illegal alien

Nah the worst my principal has really done recently is vowing to have whoever pulled to firealarm arrested and taken away in handcuffs in front of the entire school which is also what he threatened if anyone stole any yearbooks. He once complained about sixty people buying temporary id's sixty out of sixteen hundred students.

 

I haven't seen that but it did make me think of Larry Craig.

 

I get crap like that all the time because I was born in Germany. I think I must have half a dozen copies floating around of my father's military record and the consular's report of birth abroad.

 

hey, just so you know its also probably a bad idea to joke about having weapons when you're at the airport. that is, unless you enjoy cavity searches.