Jean Tragedy :(

my fav pair of jeans are so old, ripped at both knees. and ripped right under both butt cheeks.

i did actually wear them out once, when it was only slightly ripped under one butt cheek cause you couldnt really see.

but i sensed lots more men staring at my ass.

so i retired them

 

I wanna go to DR and stand around chatting about girls' butts....and how I think the sun shines outta mine.

 

You would fit right in.

You can even talk to the girl about her butt and that's considered a very normal thing.

I've had MY BROTHER, his friend, a friend of mine and his girlfriend discuss my butt. I've had my aunt grab my butt, (without asking) and asking me "What do you feel when you sit down?". She's so funny and has like no butt whatsoever. Everybody in my highschool has grabbed, slapped, pinched my butt. It's not like my butt is anything special I mean it is , but this happens to everybody who actually has a butt and in DR, a lot of girls do. I dont know, it almost seems like butt's are a public affair and a public property.

I know this sounds weird, but it's just the way it is.
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yeah, that's what I dont want.

OUr favorite jeans should last forever. It feels almost impossible to find another favorite jean. Maybe we're all entitled to ONE in our whole lifetime.

 

Definitely going, for sure.!!

 

I'm glad to have inspired you.

 

this sounds like something for the "new law" thread!

 

I'd like to see that!

 

HAHAHAHA! I could live with that for sure.

 

Aura dont throw them away just bring them to me, sowing on a patch is one of the easiest and most basic parental tasks there is, right next to changing diapers and cleaning up puke.

 

The exact same thing happened to two pairs of my jeans in the exact same spot. They're sitting downstairs by the sewing machine, but it's been hot so I haven't been in any sort of rush to fix them.

 

Yay!

I got an esposo who knows how to do things

 

i think patches would look ghey on my jeans though. Because the rips are side to side, right under each butt cheek. So everytime i take a step, you can see some skin. And a patch just doesnt seem to look good right under each buttcheek.

i can patch up the knees.

but im also not very "hippy"....I dont want to stop wearing my fav jeans

 

Yeah a patch might not look good right under my butt cheek. We'll see what happens.

 

all of my jeans have holes in either one or both of the knees, from me bailing so much.

patching for some reason doesn't work. i patched them all, but then when I wash then, they come out with another hole either right below or right above the patch.

I can't believe this. all my jeans are gone. now I have to go look for a job in either holy jeans, or pajama pants.

which do you think would make the best impression?

 

well what kind of job is it?

and what do you mean by holy jeans?

If I was the one employing you, definitely the pajama pants

 

I have jeans that look like they have been through hell and back, people I know tell me every day to throw them away, but I can't.. They are comfortable as hell, I know I have sewn them or fixed them at least over 50 times.. (yes, I'm that sad)

 

ok,aura i need help, lol. I'm trying to make a cake.... But lets say it says, 1/2 cup of hain canola oil, ( or 4 oz butter or Spectrum canola oil). And i have spectrum. So does that mean i use 1/2 cup of it? Instead of 4 oz? Because 4 oz was for the butter?

Oh my god. I suck at baking. Where are my natural baking women skillz

 

jeans.

even if theyre holey... it shows you tried to atleast get dressed when you woke up.

 

holy jeans as in they have lots of holes.

it's just a resturant job. lame. I dont know where else to work though.