Guys treat you sooo differently when you are taken

I wonder if I walked up to a guy and put a cigar behind their ear... How would that work out...

 

Wait...Did you actually know the guy ? Or was it some randome dude ?

 

spontaneous huh...ya i lack that. i cant help considering every possible repercussion of my actions, good or bad. being analytical is a very fickle friend. sometimes it helps to understand problems once they've occurred but more often than not...it's really just the cause as well as the solution, in my mind, if that makes sense...it probably doesn't.
i've been told in the past that i overthink things but its really not something you can change within yourself on a whim...and trust me i've tried...always falling back to comfortable routines

 

I dont know...But I tell you, there's something sexy about cigars.

 

depends on the length of his hair and whether it was lit...

 

...They thought the same thing...

 

and it also comes back to the quote "those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"...i mean...if your actions("being yourself" actions) are negatively received then more often than not, you shouldnt waste your time...if, however, you decide to do something that may be considered weird towards someone, and the react positively, then you know that you can be yourself around this person and they should then feel the same way about you

 

I would, but most of the time I dont have a flower with me.....what's up with that?

 

Ill give flowers to a girl, but ive never put it in their hair.

I should start though, i work in a greenhouse 3 hours a day.

 

Aww...You'd actually do it. Okay, maybe I'm just not romantic or whatever.

You mean you dont always carry a flower with you ???? Doesnt matter, just use whatever you have. Or just put her hair behind her ear while looking her in the eyes and smiling.


Lame , I know.

 

Instead of someone touching me or putting crap behind my ear, I'd rather hear a funny joke or a witty comment...that would make my day more, laughing is the best...


What if it is a fake flower, does that take away points or is not the same..?

 

haha. we are so cheesy!

 

I'm not. I'm badass. I was just trying to fit in.

 

ok.....you are pretty badass. you cut up people.

 

What if it was a fake flower that combusts into flames and catches girls hair on fire? Now THAT would be laugh material

 

not very suave john...

 

What would top it would be if the person pissed on the girls head to put out the fire...knee slapper!

 

...and then a fireproof mechanical bumble bee flies out and stings her after she think's it's all done...

 

damn!

 

yeah. i went to school with him for 8+ years...he was a real sweetheart.