Soooo this happend about a week ago. Friday & Saturday

Friday me and my friend went to knotts.

We had about an 8th bumped(probably more around 4.)

And went behind a roller coaster and smoked in the service elevator.

We rolled 2 joints and smoked around 4 bowls

On packing our last bowl this retard knotts worker runs over to us stares at us then runs away, haha we were laughing our asses off lit it up next thing we know it were getting tackled by the fucking security! Shit... good thing they werent THAT cruel my friend had 2 strikes with a fellony so he was like praying but they let us go just took the rest of our bud! and we got a tresspassing card saying we are never allowed to set foot in knotts again.

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So the next day i get like 8 or so heads with me and we go in the back to this foresty dump thats a trip to blaze to so my friend brings his steamroller and his bubbler and a quad of some god's gift and we just toke up. I poped 5 or 6 xanx's and couldnt fucking walk straight. BOOM next thing we know we hear sirens right behind us yelling "FREEZE" and we ALLLLLL booked it, for one my friend threw out MY bud.it was my quad which we still can't find so 100 bucks down the fucking drain. So anyway i can't walk and im like running and tripping in the opposite direction fucking trip and fall tumbling down this hugeee ass hill going threw a bundle of catcus and what not then bash into a V gutter(those gutters that are made of concrete on the sides of hills) and broke my phone and my ipod.

Plus i have a shit load of catus in me(which i didnt feel till i went back home looked in the mirror and see shit plugged in my face) haha that was a lameeeee week :/

 

haha damn dude... did they end up catching anyone?

 

Well on the Knotts day obvisouly me and my buddy but for the run we were lucky. it was about 2 or 3 cops it was just like a bunch of hills going up and down. A great place to lose the po's but still i thought i was a gonner for i had no clue where the fuck i was going

 

Well I'd rather have my phone and ipod busted than to get arrested.

 

Yeah true that. but when i walk into my house fucking with my shirt all torn up&pants with catcus attached to my face plus i was slurring words cause after that i fuckin poped some somas what do i say to my mom? haha

lameee

 

haha thats great, but id still look for those nuggets if i were you, at lesat make your friend find em

 

quads? not familiar with that? is it like a quad pipe? only thing i can think of that might be 100 bucks

 

he means quarter ounce of bud bro

 

1st mistake-taking xanax. xanax+stupidity=disaster.

 

i <3 xanax

 

Oh trust me bro we did.

haha alll day, cop probably snagged it :/

Oh and to hip melonhead a quad is a measurement of bud. So 7g's

 

Wow, thats some pretty rotten luck. Maybe pick some better locations to smoke then a service elevator though. That was kinda your fault.