Limp handshakes

isn't she dead? i would imagine she doesn't really care anymore.

 

i only find teh extremes obnoxious, really limp (basically sliding their hand against yours briefly) or so strong its nearly painful (like my bffs boyfriend did the other day to me). mostly teh limp ones annoy me because i rarely initiate handshaking outside of a business/work type setting, so if youre going to make me touch you instead of waving hello then do a real goddamn handshake, dont just touch my hadn then slide it away. bleh

 

I found this on Aksmen dot com...
and I really have no idea why I'm posting it, meh, what can ya' do...
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You're probably aware of the importance of making a good first impression right? Once an employer has evaluated the way you present yourself, what's the next thing you will be judged on? That's right, your handshake.

Make sure your handshake is firm and dry; this will allow you to make a good first impression. I have shaken a lot of hands in my career and can now group them into five categories based on different characteristics. Insights will be given on what handshakes project confidence and which ones don't for each of these categories.
the wet one


There are many repulsive handshakes, the wet one probably being the worst handshake around, so try to keep your palms dry. People get nervous, especially before an interview, so just remember to keep your hands dry and wipe your sweaty palms.

Here are two tips in order to keep your hands dry.

1. Wash your hands before going to the interview and keep your palms open until the time comes to shake hands with the employer. Make sure not to close your fists, because that's what generates the heat and sweat.

2. Wipe your hands before the handshake. Carry a Kleenex to wipe your hands, as this will help you absorb the excess moisture and allow you to give a dry handshake.
the softie


A soft handshake demonstrates weakness, lack of confidence, lack of interest, and lack of masculinity. These are obviously the opposites of power and strength, important attributes in respected and successful people. I would suggest that if you do have a weak handshake, firm it up. This will definitely leave a better impression every time you shake hands. Pay attention to how much pressure is applied by the receiver and notice if your handshake is firm enough, then adjust yours accordingly.
the four-fingerer


I am sure this happened to you before. Someone takes your four fingers, not allowing you to really lock your hand with theirs, and then squeezes your hand hard. That is really frustrating and should be avoided. This can happen easily when rushed or simply by accident. My advice to you is to apologize and ask the person for a second handshake. It might sound awkward, but people actually remember this and will appreciate the respect derived from a real quality handshake.
the crusher


This type of handshake is classic. You know how guys and their egos are; they have to be the strongest male around. Some guys really like to squeeze your hand as if it was a lemon. Don't get me wrong, I like a sturdy handshake, but it has to be comfortable to the receiver to some degree. Just save your testosterone for the gym and moderate your grip.
the oddball


These days, people need a manual to decode some of those weird handshakes. I see kids twiddling, slapping, clicking, and dancing with their fingers, and they actually consider these handshakes. Please grow up and be men. No more hocus pocus; a simple, firm handshake, will do fine.

A handshake is a very simple gesture, but can be a determining factor in interviews and social gatherings. Just make sure you firmly shake the person's hand and look at them straight in the eye. This is a simple, yet effective tip which will hopefully allow you to make a great first impression

 

i'm not a man.

 

I am...

 

that's so sexy...except for all the warts and moles and oozing boils...

 

You forgot to mention the scabs, those are the best part...

I shook this person's hand once and their hand was sticky...

 

i like breaking other mens hands...it gives me joy

 

I think we should start a trend of bumping hips with people...



Either that or just sniff each other's asses...

 

I like this one, very ... whats the word? instinctive?

 

I've always been a believer in a firm handshakes.

But I often skip the smile and the eye-contact. I handshake A LOT of motherfuckers, and many of those guys are not getting much other than formality from me.

 

Haha, I think this should become the new standard procedure when upon meeting people... I mean after this, there could never been an uncomfortable moment...

 

i hate when u go to shake someones hand and they cut u off at the knuckle so its a pussy handshake...anyone else? dimitri martin did a great joke about this...lol

 

I hate that shit too.

 

I hate these big handed bastards who don't know their own strength. How do I say to them, sorry but I'd rather not shake your hand if it's alright? Having your hand crushed is one thing, but having it crushed when one side of it doesn't work properly anymore is another.

Next spade handed moron who crushes my bones, I am going to yell and flinch and "accidentally" kick the bastard in the nuts. There will be no further handshaking thereafter

 

No Doubt!

 

actually, since i'm a female, i can squeal in pain and look at him and everyone around us with wounded kitten eyes....he'll be DOOMED.

 

i grip a hand like i grip my cock...firm yet painless...

 

hopefully you wash up before and after either activity.

 

As kids, some of us would squeeze the heck out of the other person's hand until it hurt, just to be stupid.

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