LMFAO--stoner joke of day on **space

So yeah I have a stoner joke of the day (as well as an office and family guy quote of the day) on my page there....

Today's joke made me actually laugh

Q: What did one deadhead say to the other when he ran out of weed?

A: 'Hey man, this music sucks!'

 

thats a phish joke..

its were out of drugs,this band sucks lets go..

 

hahaha it makes perfect sense actually. I wouldn't even consider it a joke; more like a common occurance. No music is as good without weed as it is with weed:spliff:

 

haha...................................not

 

that was a pretty funny one.

heres my favorite stoner joke:
Q: what did the stoner wife say to the stoner husband before he went to the concert?
A: doobie carefull!

and i also like:
Q: What is a stoner's favorite car?
A: A blazer

 

Hehehehe....

man my fav. song (well one of many really) is

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-fZHQZTqRk


BUT... I will say....
listening to this song sober is okay.
Listening to this song Blazed... is amazing and took me to like other realities n I truly got lost in tha song....

 

When talking to an extreme burn out

you: Did you walk to school today or pack a lunch?

Its funny hearing what they'll say.

 

How do you leave a Dead Head in suspense?

 

dude, I would so fall for that. especially right now.

My answer:
"Um, Kimchi soup. Ends up its pickled cabbage. irs red and spicy and it rocks. So yeah I brought my own because I'm tired of eating Jack in the Crack everyday. I'm so gonna eat this everyday."

 

so i went off with a hooker one night...we got to the hotel room...i dropped my pants....she dropped the price...