Im sitting here

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congrats. *pins an award to your penis*

 

...............now if you can only figure out how to use it, you'll be set.

 

Need some help with that big boy?

Whopps, sorry, no can do, I'm saving myself

 

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and you represent the rest of us *sigh*

Is it your second ever boner?

 

Is that your post count or your age?

 

wow! boy with the boner how do u feel what do u wanna do with ur problem/pleasurable experience do u need string to tape it down.

 

You should go show ma and pa

 

ever thought of going commando apparently it chaves but i spose u could cope

 

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Please man, youre giving the entire country a bad name

 

maybe there is some way we can disown him

 

aww we cant disown him but we can change the topic very swiftly

 

Well then pop a porn in and take care of yourself.