isn't it great when

You know, when you get to the stage with someone that you're so comfortable with the person that you feel it's ok to just sit there and make noises at them?

 

Or poke them

 

Stop poking me, Bob.

 

*poke*

Mua ha ha

 

It's great getting to that stage with a girl when you can poke them, and they make noises at you....

 

Depends on the noises.

What if it's "What the fuck do you think you're doing you pervert?"

or "ouch!"

 

... or "are you sure it's all the way in, Sal?"

 

"Thats the wrong hole"

 

Not necessarily

 

Dirty old man

 

Woah! Hang on there! I was talking strictly in the context of Sal's orifice of choice! (or so I'm reliably informed, just to cover all eventualities )

 

Well with my usual method of pulling I doubt they'd be saying anything like that. You'd be surprised how little people say on date rape....

 

Isn't it great when you can just sit in the pitch dark with someone and feel comfortable just poking them with a coconut macaroon?

 

You monster!

 

You seem to have a fetish with poking people!!

 

Shhhh....it's supposed to be our secret

 

It was...........until you started poking other people!!

 

Isn't it great when you can fart in front of someone?

 

this started out as a nice little conversation about having good freinds and being alltogether a little bit silly. But you people have turned it into something smutty.
Now let's get back to good honest tom foolery without the smut