Woah

I have been participating in some intelligent threads recently...My brain hurts from all the thinking..I need some random shit to recharge my brain....Come on peeps I need randomness and a little stupidness would not go amiss either....

 

i like cheese <3

but thats not stupidness

 

If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight....how many apples in a bag of pears?????

 

Answer is "a banana that colour"

 

Shit, couldn't you have given us some time to work it out?!?

 

So sorry! :&

 

Zing dang boing! Where did the space/time continuum go? I must have lost it under the sofa...as I did yesterday when my bath's parents came over from, yes you guessed it, Manchester. They were disappointed with me, but not as disappointed when they saw the lovely fruit salad I was cooking in the microwave. Of course, the microwave had just been divorced, and it had taken the day off, so no itty bitty microscopular wavings for me that day! Oh what a tangled World Of Shoes we weave, all across the garden carpet. I missed zang out for a reason, and that reason is clear; custard isn't funny anymore, except to Michael Bolton.


The Endonomicopyth

 

^^^^^^^^^^

Stuff like that makes my brain hurt more

 

I like the way koolaid's just left us to get on and dribble all over this thread!

 

sorry was just enjoying the dribbling

 

i have an annoying triangle dimple chin

 

A HAMLET IS CLASSIFIED AS A "GROUPING OF HOUSES SMALLER THAN A VILLAGE", AND IT USUALLY HAS AROUND 20 PEOPLE. IT HAS NO MAYOR OR ANY FORM OF CENTRAL OR MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT. SHERWOOD PARK, ALBERTA IS THE LARGEST HAMLET IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF 45,000 AND NO GOVERNMENT.
http://www.funs.co.uk/facts

 

oo i like that picture

 

there i go, drinkin drikini

 

I want to have a pumpkin farm, ooh i do love my pumpkins!

 

ow my head hurts. i have an extraordinarily large headache which i reckon was caused by the monstrosity of the gremlin from portugal that crept into the shower when i was counting smoke bubbles by the wall. I sat for a while and tried to scream, but the dull ache of the head came rushing down on my temples, non-allowing the thoughts to out-seep from the mundane rigid structure of my skull.

Clambering over the waves of foamy H20 i found myself scuttling finger tips over the edge of the tub of OOM(which by the way, is like doom, but worse. you cannot escape from OOM)

They told me to jump out but could i not. no not i! but blatently lazy is what i am because the statistic of people that escape from the bathtubs is higher than those who cannot.who fail. which means that everybody has the potential to escape in Their eyes.

And so the legend remains that we are consistently still in our bathtubs, trying to clamber out with our smoke rings, in the brain covered turnips we call heads as we watch the rain pour past the windows that we can't see out of....