stoned for the first time

god i'm fried right now from smoking an apple pipe in my bathroom made of an empty pen an apple, and tinfoil with holes picked in it. i sprayed lysol or some shit over the smell parents are sleeping. the high kicked iabot five minutes ago its just getting petter. i wanted to make a taost

hooray


=david

 

o haha i meant to add in that im listening to music right now, the high really makes it come alive. listening to dark star 1970 5/6. real grate stuff.

 

uh, cheers then.


just don't ever let the weed rule you.

 

congrats on your first high! but u dont have to use tinfoil in a fruit pipe, just poke a small enough hole where the weed doenst suck thru, and it will taste alot better than tinfoil.

 

gettin high is awesome

 

congrats! ... just don't use foil next time.. it tastes bad and it can be harmful.

 

yeah buy some good weed and get something better to smoke out of

high will be even better

 

not saying stuff you got now is bad cause i dont know just that good weed is way better then a regular high

 

my fruit pipe recipe: stick a chop stick straight thru the apple near the top, not thru the center, so that the depth between the chopstick and the skin where you want the bowl is the size u want the bowl. then use a pocket knife to cut a cone out of the apple so that the point of the cone is touching the chopstick. pull out the chopstick and trim the bowl hole to the right size (wont suck thru). quick easy and delicious. ull have to cover the chopstick hole u dont smoke off of with yur finger, but this practice will get you ready for "carbing" on normal pipes.

i have to disagree with modest smoker on both of those things....
chances are, being 14 and new, your gonna get high as fuck off of any half-decent weed for awhile. as long as its decent, good weed doesnt give u a better high than normal weed, it just gets you more high (this is true, scientific shit). and if you plan to smoke as a regular thing for awhile, i think its better to take it slow and really enjoy your new smoker status. cuz theres this evil, evil thing called tolerance, and what tolerance does is after you start smoking for awhile and smoking strong shit, u have to smoke alot more/ better weed to get high, and it escalates to the point where if your smoking alot of top quality commercial (that means you bought it from your dealer, not your badass super-pot growing friend) weed u cant really get a good high any more. and that sux, thats where weed starts to get dangerous life-wise. (this is also what musicians mean when they brag "I can still get high", cuz it gets to the point where you really cant) so in my opinion, smoke the seedy weed for awhile, then when it doesnt do it for ya like it used to smoke the ok shit, then after that the good shit, and maybe that way you won't be 16 and blowing $100 you dont need to blow cuz you cant really get high anymore. this isnt a horror story, i just wanna let you know a little secret that nobody ever tells new smokers for sum reasons: these first periods of smoking, where u just get high off your ass in another dimension having conversations to your friends cat and running around thinking your Mario (my friend used to do this), well, im sorry but yur never gonna get that high again. atleast not until you or a friend starts growing super-primo specialty shit, which is like a whole 'nother lifestyle of weed-head-edness, the weed equivalent to drinking $500 bottles of wine. so, the longer you take to upgrade to higher-potency weed, the longer your gonna stay in the beautiful realm of being truly fuckin high.
take it to heart dude, you'll thank me in a few years.

also, dont rush into buying a pipe, i really enjoyed making fruit pipes when i first started, it makes it more special, and also it reminds you to clean up. cuz chances are 4 out of 5 your parents are gonna find yur pipe before they find yur stash, its just easier to leave laying around and its always there, which the weed wont be.

ahhh, to be young and fucked up...

 

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