The holy trinity of mind fuckage!

If Jesus is God.
And God is Jesus' father.
Does that mean Jesus fucked Mary to concieve himself?

 

Nobody fucked Mary. She miraculously had a baby just like some lizards do.

 

No, Mary fucked some buddy of hers and told joseph it was god.

 

If Jesus is god
and god fucked mary
and mary gave birth to Jesus

Should i start being nicer to reptiles?

 

This is the best you can do?

Consider that the world of form is a lot different than the world of substance.

Don't pay attention to form.



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LOL!

 

I don't think it means they fucked, but I can imagine some funny scenarios growing up. "I'm telling your father!" I wonder if Jesus spanked himself.

 

virigin births are sooooooo... extreamely rare. they do really happen though! several years ago at sea world in san degio a virigin female shark gave birth to a female shark. my question is this: is this female shark the daugher of god? does this mark the second comming? did jesus ever say he would come back as a human male? what would prevent jesus from comming back as a female shark so, he/she could just mind fuck with all the right wing "christian" nutcases? how is that for a mind fucking!

 

The Christian nutcases instinctively refuse to admit the possibility that Jesus Christ is a shark, though. That's the problem.

 

"The Heart Of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad has a character declare that the Gods walk on all-fours.

Myth has it that Romulus and Remus were raised by a wolf and like the Cain and Able story Romulus killed his brother.

Is there a corellation between alligator-skin lampshades and human lampshades produced in concentration camps?

Do the Gods reward the victims of their animal-lusts?

These are some of the questions that arise on the psychedelic journey, and may be a reason why psychedelia is not encouraged. The Gods will be the first to agree to bend or withold the truth for personal gain, I'm sure.

 

"Know ye not that we shall judge angels?" 1 Corinthians 6:3

How's that for a 'Mind-Fuck'?