The holy trinity of mind fuckage!

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by chemical beats, May 19, 2008.

  1. chemical beats

    chemical beats Member

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    If Jesus is God.
    And God is Jesus' father.
    Does that mean Jesus fucked Mary to concieve himself?
     
  2. l00l

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    Nobody fucked Mary. She miraculously had a baby just like some lizards do.
     
  3. satchmo395

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    No, Mary fucked some buddy of hers and told joseph it was god.
     
  4. superhobo2332

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    If Jesus is god
    and god fucked mary
    and mary gave birth to Jesus

    Should i start being nicer to reptiles?
     
  5. xexon

    xexon Destroyer Of Worlds

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    This is the best you can do?

    Consider that the world of form is a lot different than the world of substance.

    Don't pay attention to form.



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  6. l00l

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    LOL!
     
  7. sexylilunicornbutt

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    I don't think it means they fucked, but I can imagine some funny scenarios growing up. "I'm telling your father!" I wonder if Jesus spanked himself.
     
  8. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    virigin births are sooooooo... extreamely rare. they do really happen though! several years ago at sea world in san degio a virigin female shark gave birth to a female shark. my question is this: is this female shark the daugher of god? does this mark the second comming? did jesus ever say he would come back as a human male? what would prevent jesus from comming back as a female shark so, he/she could just mind fuck with all the right wing "christian" nutcases? how is that for a mind fucking!
     
  9. sexylilunicornbutt

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    The Christian nutcases instinctively refuse to admit the possibility that Jesus Christ is a shark, though. That's the problem.
     
  10. l00l

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    "The Heart Of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad has a character declare that the Gods walk on all-fours.

    Myth has it that Romulus and Remus were raised by a wolf and like the Cain and Able story Romulus killed his brother.

    Is there a corellation between alligator-skin lampshades and human lampshades produced in concentration camps?

    Do the Gods reward the victims of their animal-lusts?

    These are some of the questions that arise on the psychedelic journey, and may be a reason why psychedelia is not encouraged. The Gods will be the first to agree to bend or withold the truth for personal gain, I'm sure.
     
  11. l00l

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    "Know ye not that we shall judge angels?" 1 Corinthians 6:3

    How's that for a 'Mind-Fuck'?
     

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