A stoner joke

So 3 people are fresh into Hell. The devil comes to the first one and says "Ok since you were a sex addict, I will put you on an island with a 100 women". He hands the guy a bottle of lube and poof he sends him off.

The second guy is an alcoholic so he is sent to a wearhouse full of booze and left with a bottle opener.

The third guy is a stoner, so he is sent to a vast field of pot.

The devil leaves for 100 years and when he comes to check on the sex addict he runs towerd the devil saying "I never want to see a women again". The alcoholic is found passed out in a pile of vomit. He never wants to drink again.

But when he comes to the stoner, he is just standing by the field with a tear in his eye. The devil asks what is wrong. The stoner says "dude do you have a lighter?"

 

ok. well. I would think the stoners feild would be bigger after a 100 years, and whereever theres weather theres fire.. meaning a stoner will make fire... By the grace of GOD<>.... by rubbing sticks together or by flint and stone..

good joke btw. but theres always a critic..lol

 

a good chuckle but im with orison on this one.........where theres a will theres a way!!

 

lol how true. how true...

 

haha......wether it be from sticks or bamboo im going to get that shit a flame to take some hits!!! Preffered method is a BIC for me but like i said ya gots to work with what ya got!!

 

yep yep a good stoner always has a Bic

 

yep and if i rlly couldnt get a light and had a field ide get creative... i mean like smashin buds between rocks and licking the juices...

 

Thats funny, but I would have asked for a lighter and pipe before *poof*.

 

that's why it's called hell. if he went to stoner heaven i'm sure he'd have a bong, ligher with refills, a field full of pot, and a taco time with unlimited "free taco" coupons.

 

True, but the other two got to use their stuff.... Stoners should be able to use theirs lol.

 

he was in hell and he couldn't find fire? damn.

 

Haha. Maybe hell isn't what we always thought it was.

 

first i would be sad then i would curse satan then i would dry out an ass load of bud then i would make a fire then i would throw the bud on the fire and breath in!

 

if u wanna reverse it... after 100 years the devil comes back and sees the stoner smoking a spliff with a tear in his eye... says whats wrong... dude, i cant get high anymore!

(ya know, tolerance and all...)

 

haah i like this one!!! i can see it in my head lol

 

That would have completley ruined the joke.

 

naw... that was a ok twist, I guess

 

Man just eat that shit like a brownie without the brownie lol

 

haha, 4 real. yeah I was gona say where would the brownies come from. Bbut you covered that.
I think afer a hundred years the dude would like like a bunny rabbit after eating all that weed. Sure be hopping around like one.

 

I didn't get it until here.

I'm more messed up than I thought.