Kill your Idols!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by duckandmiss, May 20, 2008.

  1. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    Well. I want to find all the dirt on any person you ever admired and lay it out. It could be famous people or not could be conspiracy could be known. I'll start.



    Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. He was also a spiritual person, and even when he was not on a hunger strike he did not eat much and thus he became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath. This explains why he became known as a “super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.” hahaha

    Here are some little known facts about the father of the nation.
    (1) He had a set of false teeth, which he carried in a fold of his loin cloth. He put them in his mouth only when he wanted to eat. After his meal, he took them out, washed them and put them back in his loin cloth again.
    (2) Mahatma Gandhi spoke English with an Irish accent, for one of his first teachers was an Irishman.
    (3) During the freedom struggle, he wore nothing but a loin cloth , but for years he lived in London and used to wear a silk hat and spats and carried a cane.
    (4) He was educated at London University and became an attorney. But the first time he attempted to make a speech in court, his knees trembled, and he was so frightened that he had to sit down in confusion and defeat.
    (5) Mahatma Gandhi experimented with diets to see how cheaply he could live and remain healthy. He started living principally on fruit and goats’ milk and olive oil.
    6) Gandhi’s pretty teenage girl followers used to fight “hysterically” for the honor of sleeping naked with the Mahatma and cuddling the nude septuagenarian in their arms. (Gandhi was “testing” his vow of chastity in order to gain moral strength for his mighty struggle with Jinnah.) When told there was a man named Freud who said that, despite his declared intention, Gandhi might actually be *enjoying* the caresses of the naked girls, Gandhi continued, unperturbed.
    7) his daily greeting was, “Have you had a good bowel movement this morning, sisters?” And he used to participate in giving all the girls in his ashram enemas and they gave him enemas in return.
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    BNP deserves her idols mocked. they didn't do her any good at all.
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Idols, pfft, I have no idols for I AM an idol...Bow and worship...
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i will not kill my johhson :mad:
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    we can take out american idols. i don't really have any.
     
  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Kill him? Why? There's nothing wrong with George W.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What if your idols are imaginary...
     
  8. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Duh, you just imagine killing them. Come on shroom dont be mad gay now.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :lol: HAHA...Ahh, that statement was just beyond great...
     
  10. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    At least I finally, after 4 years, managed to make you laugh in a nice way :D
     
  11. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Lets see besides my mom of course, my idols may consist of Ted Nugent. Theodore Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan, and well i guess thats about it for now. They are always changing.
     
  12. abis_cc2

    abis_cc2 Banned

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