Super Sneaky Smoking

I close the window, plug up the door with a towel, and blaze up till the whole room's full of smoke. Then, when my mom knocks on the door, I open it up and while all the smoke billows out I say, " Whooooooaaa. Whaaaats uuuuuuup duuuude?"

 

haha^ if thats true, right on.
when I lived with my mom she worked from 730 am till 1130 pm, so she was never home. Id sit on the porch and toke up. now that I have my own place, I toke up anywhere anytime.

 

Ya my mom doesn't stop me from smoking but she gets mad when I stink up the house. As long as I go outside she doesn't have a problem.

 

i just go on my back porch after my parents go to bed, sometimes the back door opening wakes up my mom but she thinks i go out late every night to smoke cigarettes.

thank god my parents are ok with me smoking cigarettes or i'd never get away with it.

 

i smoke in my room every night, i just light a stick of incense and open the window. i've smoked in my bathroom, my brother's room, my basement, my garage, on a school bus, in a hallway, and walking down the street. i'm completely unparanoid, despite having been caught before, or perhaps because of it.

 

i go outside

 

haha... yea... i hide it all the time, and Im always paranoid. I think the easiest thing for me to do is just go outside. It sucks sometimes though, i used to smoke with my mom all of the time. but now i live with my dad. Insence are good, but a lil too suspicious. I like to make a spoof, Or shit. just take 2 dryer shirts and fold them in half and blow the smoke through that. It totaly comes out smelling like clean laundry.

~Peace~

 

i don't think i'm very paranoid about smoking weed in general. i think a few people that live by me know that i smoke, but it's ok because i know that they don't really care, they have more important things in their lives to worry about. but with my parents, yes i am very paranoid. one time directly after smoking with my friends, my mom started lecturing me on how doing drugs is very bad for my health/life, etc... and my heart was racing, for a minute i thought that she actually found out! and i always think they know... but they don't yet

oh, and as for being sneaky, i don't do much. my parents leave the house every once in a while, so i just do it when they're not home or at my friend's houses when their parents aren't home. also i go on my balcony, and just hide whenever the somebody comes by. if my mom asks me about the smell, i just plan to tell her that it's the flowers from the little garden we have on our balcony. she's very naive...

 

really, i just smoke with music so that the coughing cant be heard.

but its either my mom is waaay ignorant, or just doesnt care. woohoo.

only another month at home though, thank god.

 

Dude... I just found out that one of the guys in my apartment building smokes! So I asked him about some stuff and it turns out half the older people here do! =)
No way I can get caught!

 

everyone seems to have put up some pretty good advice, which leaves me little to say. i did kinda just skim over everything so sorry if i'm being redundant/repetitive.

for the lighter sound, just try to incorporate it into something else. it's like....you ever seen the movie enemy at the gates? you know when he snipes at close range, and covers the sound of the muzzle fire, by passing airplanes? well same idea.
turn on some loud music, and jsut click the lighter to the beat of the sounds. or just make a little igloo out of your blankets, and click the lighter under there.

OR, if you really wanna smoke in peace, wait till thehouse is empty one day. find something that makes a similar sound and leave it playing in your room with your door closed. then walk around and see exactly where the sound travels too.
this works with smell too.
hope that helped, lates.

 

god that's so awesome. do they smoke MJ or cigarettes?

 

all you need.

 

i hate when your high and everything sounds so fucking loud and your parenst are sleeping. it sux

 

What's the legal status in spain?
Do you know how she feels about you smoking? I imagine she doesn't want you to because you're young, but I bet if you were older she probably wouldn't care much since she does it herself.

 

i get high in my room all the time. when they knock i say i'm sleeping and they just leave me alone. of course i use a spoof and keep the window open just incase they do come in.

 

Man, I totally looked up how to make a spoof. =)
Is the kind made from toilet paper rolls and fabric softener sheets the best?

 

use a vaporizer, they get you hella ripped, they hardly smell at all, and they are much healthier than typical smoking methods.

 

i go in my room

shut the door

roll a tinnie

pack it and blaze

if its like a hot muggy day i'll turn on the fan or open the windows. but i'm not paranoid in my house i'm not sure if anyone really cares that much.