ah what the fuck

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bloody_Kisses, Sep 30, 2004.

  1. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    ummm is it just me or is it weird that someone would want a statue of an ugly kid in their yard?? i mean, we sell SO MANY of those. we have these statues of these little fat kids like putting golf balls and blowing bubbles or whatever. why the FUCK would someone want that?? i dont know, i just think theyre really creepy looking. for some reason, i think micheal jackson would like one... and the dinosaur statues. weird.

    i straddled one of the dinosaurs today. it was good.
     
  2. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    Do you work in the garden section of wal-mart? :p Or maybe home depot?
     
  3. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    lol no. lomellis statuary. mostly like fountains and gargoyles and shit and THOSE DAMN CHILDREN. ahhh those things creep me out!!
     
  4. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    Sounds like a wonderful line of work, lol. yeah, I hate those things. It's mostly old ladies who have them...I guess they're supposed to be cute but they look like evil children to me. Those little curls they have in their hair are more like spikes.

    It would be better IMHO if someone would at least paint them. :p Maybe I'm just putting too much thought into it though.
     
  5. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    cool, could ya send me some gargoyles?
     
  6. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    what happened to lawn gnomes?
     
  7. Agent MoNkEy 0017

    Agent MoNkEy 0017 Member

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    old people buy them...

    they have too much money and have nothing better to spend it on
     
  8. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    and that is why old people scare me....

    yes, they have lawn gnomes. i want one. and i want an old person to get me one. because old people have nothing better to spend their money on but catfood, vodka, and statues of children.
     
  9. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    just consider the next garden knome you see on someones lawn a gift from an old person to you.
     
  10. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    come by there fifty lawn gnomes on me lawn
     
  11. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    oooh can i have one??
     
  12. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    is this what you see when you look out the window?

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    Ooooh I Want One!
     
  14. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    i have the one in front- he makes me dinner
     
  15. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    Well I'm glad you had a blast on the dinosaur. As for the other statues, I don't know. And what's with the wooden ones that are all black that people put up against their house that looks like a freakin' cowboy with one foot up on the wall and his head tilted down??
     
  16. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    shooting lawn gnomes with a bb gun is the best therapy in the world.
     
  17. migle

    migle Senior Member

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    WEP, STOP, I think it's in France, there is an association called
    Garden Gnomes Liberation Front
    STOP this thread or I'll accuse (¿spelling? shit) all of you with them.
     
  18. migle

    migle Senior Member

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    Very well, kids, this is the way i like it
    if i say STOP it, you STOP it, very good
    and you call yourselves hippies? :p
     
  19. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    MEEEOW. garden gnomes. meow. woof.
     
  20. migle

    migle Senior Member

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    meow you meow meow meow meow
     

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