Piss test

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by neuroptican, May 21, 2008.

  1. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    I smoke almost everyday and have been for about 2 years now. How long you think it would take to be able to pass a piss test? What if I work out hard and try to sweat that shit out? I need to for a new job because I hate my current one, but the job I'm looking at requires a piss test. It's fucked up because being an alcoholic is by far worse than a stoner but whatever.

    Also, anyone ever use a Whizzinator? My buddy already works there and he says they don't watch you piss, so I guess that's a possibilty.
     
  2. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Whizzinator is always a good option if you dont wanna have to quit. It depends on your body type and your metabolism how long it takes to get clean. I say appx a month to a month and a half. I say go for the Whizzinator. good luck.
     
  3. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    yah itll b a while befor ur system is clean. and whats a whizzinator ive never heard of it befor
     
  4. hippieatheart

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    exercise, drink lots of fluids (water, 100% cranberry juice) or try to use a detox system thing.

    it will probably take awhile for you to come clean.
     
  5. FreedomFighter1555

    FreedomFighter1555 Member

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    Make sure you follow the diretions with that detox shit you gotta atleast quit for 48 hours i remeber failing a piss test for a job because i took the detox didnt read the directions and smoked the day before the test
     
  6. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Damn! Whizzinator is around $180 after shipping and buying the dehydrated pee.

    This is seriously making me kind of angry. I have to have a piss test to do office work? I've worked my current office job for over 2 years now, they could call them and see that I've NEVER called in sick, I learn well and don't continually make mistakes, and I'm just an easy person to work with. That should be enough for making photocopies and sending faxes.

    I could quit for like 2 weeks but not a month, that would suck. I don't want to quit that long right now, not during my summer break from school.
     
  7. centralsmoke

    centralsmoke Member

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    go to GNC, ask for a detox kit. do exactly what it says, and you'll pass. only have to stop for a few days.
     
  8. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    I've never trusted detoxs to be honest, but what the hell I might as well try. If I fail it, oh well, can't work there I guess.
     
  9. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    If you are in shape then it should be 3-4 weeks, as long as you drink a lot and work out some. I passed after 2.5 weeks once after I had been smoking 3-5 times a week.
     
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