Some [Insane] Musings

DISCLAIMER: What you are about to read is SICK, TWISTED AND DEMENTED. If you have a VAGINA, or if you are planning on growing one, stop reading now.

















If some guy came up to you and declared that he was going to rape you, and he proceeds to do so, is it really rape? At least he gave you a warning.



What do you know, RAPE REALLY IS FUNNY.





All WRITERS are NUTS



In case YOU DIDN”T KNOW.



NOW that you do know, let your LOVE LIGHT glow ON ME, THE SHOW!



I wrote the book you wipe your ass with. –Toilet humor.



JESUS TOUCHED ME where I pee



I’M EATING MY HEAD



AND FEEDing the FRANKENSTEIN.



I’m gonna RAPE YOU.



Fair warning.



I snort birth control, and I ain’t been pregnant in weeks. ABORT ABORT!!!



I smoke pot to forget my COCAINE ADDICTION.



A true one-LINER



I’M fucKING MAD.



Do geese see God? –Palindrome



No, they do not.



The woman is THE DEVIL



What does that make me?



Ich weiss nicht.





Wo ist meine freunden?



Nach Hause.



Ich leibe es



Ich leibe Sie



Hitler war meine Vater



VIVA LA DEUTSCHLAND



FOREVER 3^3 three to the third



I’m the only one who does what I do.



Waif me, baby!!!



I’m always looking for the next TIGHT SQUEEZE



Can I FILL YOU IN?



The deathof rock is the death of MY COCK.



WHEN THEpussy WHIP COMES DOWN



I FUCK her on the GROUND.



The HAND OF FATE



Is pulling MY PUD



FUCK FOR VIRGINITY



FEEL FREE to rock MY COCK off.



Welcome to MY EJACULATION.



I saw MY GIRL and asked “What kind of TRIP are YOU ON?”



I licked the stamps and saw THE RAINBOWS again.



SKITZO-HUMANitarian.



FRANK ZAPPA



FUCKED a SNAPPA.



She’s got a PENIS fly trap.



The BITCH made me CRAZY for pussy.



I miss the cushion, but mostly THE PUSHIN’.



She WRAPS AROUND and takes me deeper into THE JUNGLE.



FUCKitty FUCK FUCK.

 

That's mad gay.

 

Im not aMUSEd.

 

totally insane. but you knew that.

 

rape is forced sex, not unnanounced sex... it would only not be rape if he made such a declaration and you agreed to his terms...

if i said "i'm going to kill you" and proceeded to do so, it would still be murder...

 

I'm full of shIT.

 

I'm at a loss for words..

 

recockulous

 

hahahaha,...it's all so stupid!

 

i dont get it

 

Take a laxative
or
do like a constipated mathematician and work it out with a pencil.

 

was that supposed to be offensive?

 

I know..

 

Rape can be funny.

I mean..


Imagine Bugs Bunny raping Fred Durst.

 

I FUCKING LOVE you guys.

 

I used to live in Joe's Garage.

 

Imagine the things I left out...

 

it had no rhythm.

 

True, but does it ever have a lot of SOUL.

 

A couple of quarts of beer ensures the music won't offend your ear.
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we were easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors gave him
A do-nut...and told him to
Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.