can this be true?

http://www.newsnet5.com/health/16363548/detail.html

can this actually happen?

 

it did happen...

but gods plan is for her to have more heart attacks

 

Well, apparently it can.

 

Holy fucking moly. Someone better chop her head off before she starts craving cream of brains.

 

AH!
It's starting!

*grabs machete*

 

Happens more often than you think, if you think it never happens. I wouldn't worry too much about "Grandma waking up in her coffin" though (not to be insensitive or anything by the way I put it), it's extremely rare, like not even 1/100000

 

Good thinking! We must become ninjas to defeat the zombies! Or pirates. I think I'd rather be a pirate with an eye patch and a hat.

 

Yes!
Not only are pirates more stylish, they also have boats!
Zombies + Swimming = No


I smell success!

 

I smell brains!

And success also, of course.

 

Wow, that story is amazing. I can't believe she died twice and got rigor mortis, before waking up on her own.

 

Were you a pirate, you would have to face off against your own zombie eyeball, a fight no man could win (obviously )

katana's don't need reloading!
NINJA FTW

 

...Pirate swords need to be reloaded?

 

Well, their muskets/pistols do. Pirate swords don't have the range of ninja swords though

 

well im already in a fake gang called the pirates (one of the many fake gangs im a member to) so its gotta b the pirates. we all need names though im peg leg pammy

 

That's extremely cool. I believe in the impossible.

 

never ever ever read up on people who actually did wake up after they were supposed to be dead. it's horrible, sad, devastating and will give you nightmares. some of that shit is so fucked up no one actually should have to ever know it.

 

why ? They didnt want to wake up?

 

kids, man. it's always kids.