Does going back In time and having sex with yourself make you gay?

Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by oddalot, May 25, 2008.

  1. southfromhere

    southfromhere Member

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    I would do that shit in a heart beat.
     
  2. i0-techno

    i0-techno The Magnificent Dope

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    Its crazy that I see this question now. Last night was the episode of "Red Dwarf" where the crew goes to a parallel universe because of Holly, they get there and see their ship in this universe and when they get in, they meet themselves, Lister and Rimmer in the parallel universe happen to have opposite the original Lister and Rimmer sex organs. Long story short Lister fucks his parallel self and ends up pregnant as the man lol. Parallel Cat was in fact a dog.

    Basically I would do me in another time if I ended up being a female in that time, not the me of now though, that would be gay, because I am a guy and I don't think me fucking me in the ass could ever be considered straight. But some how looking at Lister 1 and Lister 2 waking up to find themselves hung over and bottomless just doesn't seem gay at all, the only thing was they did look similar, but I would have got down with the lady who played Lister.
     
  3. oddalot

    oddalot Member

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    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
     
  4. teecomb

    teecomb Member

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    it makes you a pedophile!
     
  5. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    hell no nothing wrong with loving ones self
     
  6. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

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    Naw, being gay means you are attracted to the other person. In love, even. What were those things on the SAT called where you had to make associations? Being gay is like being married, while fucking someone of the same sex on a fling is like meeting someone at a bar, going home with them and then never talking to that person again.

    Still, I had to laugh when I read this. What an awesome question/concept.
     
  7. Fawkes

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    How??????????????

    S/he didn't say going back to when you were seven years old!!!
     
  8. Fawkes

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    iO-Techno, that's awesome. I would love to go back in time and find myself as a chick. Incest causes a lot of birth defects, though. I wonder about the birth defects caused by having a baby with yourself. What?
     
  9. samanthawriter

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    I think having sex with yourself (via time travel or some such method) would be just like masturbation and wouldn't mean that you were gay.

    David Gerrold described just such a scene in his novel The Man Who Folded Himself (the verb in that title is not a new sex technique, it is how time travel brought him to slightly different parallel universes so he kept meeting slightly different versions of himself). The protagonist has sex with other variations of himself... but he also meets a female version of himself and has sex with her. Uh... David Gerrold is openly gay. I've not read the book since I was in college (too frickin' long ago) so I won't try to recount any details here nor to try to analyze if the authors sexual orientation has any particular influence on the plot.

    As a thought-experiment I could imagine meeting myself via time travel and could imagine having sex with myself but I wouldn't take that to mean I was actually a lesbian, it would merely mean that I have a good imagination and I think performing oral sex on myself might be really hot. I would not take that fantasy further to imagine my husband joining us. No, I will not think about that. I will not! (oooo, steamy!)
     
  10. The Center

    The Center Member

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    This gives new meaning to "go fuck yourself"

    It had to be said sooner or later.
     
  11. Rutz

    Rutz The Farming Communist

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    No way. An extremely disturbed Narcissist maybe, but not Gay.
     
  12. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Why back in time I think I'm too young for this thread
     
  13. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Well I guess I could go back like a year and rock my world
     
  14. CandiiRainbow

    CandiiRainbow Member

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    wanting to have sex with someone your own sex is not the same as wanting to have sex with your self, the first one would be homosexual, bisexual, pansexual or even just bi-curious, the second one is called a-sexual according to wikipedia :D
     

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