I Hate Being a Male Teen (Awkward Subject)

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by A593, May 27, 2008.

  1. A593

    A593 Member

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    There's a vicious cycle I think all males go through. I can never simply relax and enjoy a day of TV and sit there and have a grand time. At this age(I'm hoping it passes) you can't see hot girl dressed provocatively and not "become stimulated". So eventually you have to give in to the temptation after a while of trying to take your mind off anything sexual. After cranking one out, you can go back to your activities... but THEN no less than an hour later, the same damn thing happens again.
    If I'm not completely distracted by being deeply involved in some kind of project, I'm constantly combatting these urges. Its beginning to annoy me now that its summer and I find myself at home for a while.

    Do any of you fight this? How do you go about it?

    I AM however glad I am not some devout Christian teen who believes he'll be burning for such actions. I feel sorry for those kids
     
  2. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member

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    it's okay. don't let yourself be upset with yourself.
     
  3. forwardventure

    forwardventure Member

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    If it bothers you, keep yourself deeply involved in some kind of activity that takes your full concentration. But honestly, from what I've heard your habit doesn't seem too out of the ordinary.
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

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    You could always just take the primal way out and start raping and pillaging.
     
  5. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Get laid?
     
  6. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    Yeah go pillage a village!
     
  7. neophyte110

    neophyte110 Schwombat

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    Well I was 16 once (right before Reagan was elected) and I had the same 'problem'.

    Let me tell you something - you may not like it - you are going to be feeling this way until you clamber out of puberty.

    Or, at least, until you get a full-time job.

    There is NOTHING wrong with masturbating. Unless you are bleeding, there is no such thing as TOO MUCH masturbating.

    My suggestion is, however, you find someone you find attractive and do it together...
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    you're 16, so of course you're gonna do those things. all guys do it, it's not a big deal.
    i wouldn't worry about it.

    hey neophyte. i see you're from greensburg. i live about 20 minutes from there.
     
  9. A593

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    I'm not sure how I sounded earlier, but I'm not at all upset about doing it or bothered by my actions. It just annoys the hell out of me that I can't simply mope around some days and not be bothered with the issue.
    Obviously its not something I would think is wrong, its clearly coming from my own mind that I (basically) need to do it. Its better than not EVER doing it and constantly having a boner in class. I don't understand how some of these kids in my class can manage that. (Christian School)
     
  10. Glowstick

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    I'm not going to tell you to have sex, but more than likely it'll quit after such happening. But instead of doing that just jerk off all day long one day and see if it takes care of it? Lol, maybe I should of just left this one up to males..
     
  11. nakilarx

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    Its that bad for you? Shit, that sucks.
     
  12. klondike_bar

    klondike_bar Senior Member

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    dont worry, itll get progressivly less annoying.

    tip: avoid shorts with no pockets that can easily 'teepee", or you could look awkward in public...
     
  13. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Ive found the more you give in to the "urges" the more you are going to have them. Do everything in your power to go without for a week and see if they decrease.
     
  14. JP-

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    just tuck that shit behind ur belt buckle and let it go away hahaa. but seriously...it doesnt happen to me that often. maybe like once a day.
     
  15. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    i've had the same thing going on recently as well
    i think it's because of boredom.

    i dont really think of it as a problem though, i rather enjoy it
     
  16. johndoe000

    johndoe000 Member

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    hahaha the old 'wasteband willy'
     
  17. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    It's spring and the air is getting warmer. Your balls are now able to produce at maximum capacity now that they don't have to worry about getting chilly. More sperm = more horniness.

    Spring, a young man's fancy turns to love.
     
  18. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    get a book about tantric sex. then you can practice, and you'll have the skills for later in life.
     
  19. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    1st off, bravesirrubin is the funniest person on these whole forums

    2nd its completely normal man dont let anybody tell u differnt. hell and its not like its unenjoyable or anything. and if u tire of sex with ur hand, perhaps its time to move onto sex with people, preferably others than ur self. get ur self a girlfriend, hire a hooker, get ur self a mail order bride, hell, sex is in the air time to act man!
     
  20. GeTcHaThIzZfAcE

    GeTcHaThIzZfAcE Member

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    Duuude. I was grounded for 2 weeks from EVERYTHING. I just sat in my room with my collection of hustler and went to town. Fuck I smack it at least twice a day now if not more. I'm not a virgin either. I just like to pull on my dick.
     

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