Still haven't beat GTA IV

I suck so bad at video games, lol. We got it the day it came out and I'm still not even through the second big island. Fuck. And we even have one of those giant video game walkthroughs that can be compared to a text book, lol. Not to mention all of the essential cheats. Gooooddddd, I'm chronically female when it comes to video games.

 

How hard can it be to kill hookers?

 

The killing part's really not so hard in this one, it's the fucking driving. I'm also chronically female behind the wheel (which is why I have driven a total of ONE time in the past year and a half), and this game has more realistic physics when handling cars. Fuuuuuuck.

 

Ride the bus then.

 

They actually have taxis that you can take around in IV, so I take advantage of that, lol.

 

I think there are subways too. But you don't get mugged or nauseated, so it's really not the same.

 

Yeah, there are subways, but taxis are much more direct and while I think the subway is free, I have like $32,000 in game currency, so I have plenty of cab fare, lol.

 

Damn.

Crime pays.

 

First time I got behind the wheel in GTA IV I smashed into everything in site. I almost drove it off into the sea twice too. You get used to it eventually, good thing too since there's loads of car chases and races..

 

This was a nice coversation until you decided to butt in with your retarded two cents.

 

Fuck the races. If it doesn't affect the story line, then I won't do it. Lazy, maybe, but I can pretend I beat the whole thing if I know the story, lol.