I heard two rather amusing stories at work today involving co-workers' kids. My boss said that when her oldest daughter was 3, she was shopping with her at the grocery store and the little girl ran up to her and was like, "Mommy! What does a blow job mean?" in typical three year old volume (toddlers tend to have one volume, top of their lungs loud, lol) and Kaye was like, "Oh my god, where did you hear that?" and Cassie points to a random lady and says, "That lady was going to give one to that man!" Ahahahahaha! Bet that certainly taught those people not to discuss their private issues so openly and in front of little ears. And a new girl who just started today was telling us about her kids (I think there's like 6 or so between her and her husband) and she said she eats strange things and they were running low on money a couple weeks ago and she was eating hard boiled eggs and microwave mac and cheese and the next day the kids came and started shaking her stomach and making all sorts of racket and when she asked them what on earth they were doing, they said, "We want to make sure the baby knows we're here!" Haha, she had her tubes tied like a year ago, so pregnancy is highly unlikely. That's pretty cute, though.
hahaha... that's so cute! kids say such funny things sometimes. i overheard a kid who was demanding things from her parents, and when her mother said "next time you need to ask nicely instead of demanding things from me..." the kid goes "i'm your CHILD, you're SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME STUFF!" i bout busted a gut laughing at that....
Hahaahaha little kids are great My brother, upon seeing black people at McDonalds: LOOK DAD! CHOCOLATE PEOPLE! *points*
We were in a burger joint in Merced, CA about 18 years ago. My daughter was swinging from the railings just running on at the mouth like 4 year olds are prone to do. And out of nowhere I hear "I have blood, and daddy has blood but all of mommy's blood is in the toilet..." I think we left and ate at Ihop that night...
Driving along tonight, my 6yo son likes to read out all the signs he sees...so he reads "Saint Joseph's Chaotic Church" We all burst out laughing...that's "Catholic", Nate.. (under my breath I said he wasn't too far off ) The other night I was making oven fries and I told Nate I was going to wedgie the potatoes...he sarcastically says to me "Are you going to pull up their underwear?" He's a comedian...
My cousin said, "Mom went to work to make money to buy bubble gum." I haven't forgotten that one to this day. Supposedly as a child I asked my mom to stay home for the day. She said, "How am I going to make money to buy our things?" I says, "You already have enough money, I looked in your wallet."
When I was a kid I was at the mall with my mum and there was a....larger set...woman standing behind us and apparently I turned around, looked at her and said "wow, your a big one aren't you?" Yeah, I was like 5?
When I was really little, I was playing baseball with my cousins, which I just learned how to play. I hit the ball and was running around the bases and my cousins were yelling "Go Home!" (home base). I started crying and I ran up to my mom. She asked why I was crying and I said "They are telling me to go home!". I thought that I did something wrong, and they were mad and telling me to leave and go home. haha
When I was pregnant with my youngest, my 2 year old son would kiss my tummy and say baby, baby! In the last tri-mester he started kissing my butt and saying that.
It's my feelings that children should be seen and not heard, therefor any sound coming from them, albeit funny or not, should be punishable by stoning.
when i was about four, my grandma was helping send a letter to someone, can't remember who. and she was trying to teach me about what to put on the envelope. when she got to the part about putting a zip code on it, i guess I got really mad and held up my jacket and said "Grandma, but this is the only zip COAT i've got!" also another really funny one... my little cousin jerall, who was about 3 at the time, got himself into some big trouble with his mom one day when i was visiting. i think he broke one of his more expensive toys. anyway, all of a sudden jerall was in time out and his mom was just screaming and yelling and lecturing him, and talking about a mile a minute. she stopped for a split second to take a breath, and jerall just looked up at her and said "What's the matter, your lip broken?".HAHA.i couldnt help but laugh. that poor kid was in time out for the next 3 hours.
