wow! Laid in a church parking lot!!

haha yes you read the title correctly!!! I went to church with my buddy that's leaving home for a year and we walked in and man the hottest chick I have ever seen was sitting there in some guys lap.... I was thought damn lucky bastard and went on with my buisness.. Joe ( big black guy I plAy football with) took me into the corner and asked me a bunch of questions like age if I'm single and slot of stuff... I kinda got worried because well i thought joe was hitting on me! But it turns out hot chick on that dudes lap wanted to know! ( her name is samantha! ) but anyway... We had a cookout so I was eating and me and Coleman ( my buddy ) were talking about hot girls in our church and who he could fuck before he leaves! Samantha came over there and was like hey come walk with me.... So I did... But damn I had a huge bonner!!!! She turned around and saw it!!!!!!!! Hahahaha her mouth like dropped open and she said damn!!!! But we kept walking and we took one of the trails in the woods and we were talking and shit and
then we had a playful argument and she pushed my chest and said haha I can touch ur boobs but you cant touch mine... And I of course.did
hahahahaha!! She was a 34d holy shit!!! Anyway we made out for like 20 min wefinlly got up and headed back... We went And sat in colemans truck... By this time its dark and nobodies out there so one thing leads to another and we start fucking in a church parking lot!!!!! Hahahaha its just funny but damn... She had the tightest pussy!!

 

Um.... I never saw a hooker in a church parking lot. God Bless.

 

what a slut, man.

 

Ummm...good for you i guess? What do you want, a cookie?

O, and I fucked a chick INSIDE a church once. So yeah.

 

I hope you don't develop a rash or anything like that.

My standards are not the least bit high with women, but if some chick started hitting on me after I saw her sitting on some dude's lap. I'd pass. Promiscuity is not something I like to learn within the first 30 mins i meet someone.

 

ew that sounds nasty man

 

I can guarantee she has been around. Please tell me you used protection, if not, you should go to the doctor.....

 

If you didn't run train, the church part doesn't really matter.

 

lol nice for you, dont worry what other people say, you went to a church and god gave you a little something for being so nice

 

ONLINE POUND IT MAN!!!

gotta give you props. everyone who says they wouldn't have touched her is lying. we all know, guys, if we saw a hot ass chick and she wanted to bang us, we all would!

 

Praise Christ!

 

Wrong.
It would be deathly tempting though.

 

confessional booths are great places for blowjobs

 

its called youth group, and many a easy girl pretending to be christian,, but yea ive done it inside one, and my dad was the pastor lol

 

lol ^^ thats nuts.

 

lol, why are all pastor's sons such bad asses :tongue:
i have 2 friends who's dad's are pastors and they are really really bad.

 

wow that is pretty true. now that i think of it...

 

you'd have to have some serious will power to turn down 36d's

 

This story would have been a lot better if you had sex with a nun.
An old, wrinkly nun.

 

Especailly from the priests.