I Hate Being a Male Teen (Awkward Subject)

I don't think y'all are understanding... its no longer "entertaining". Its become pretty much a chore. I understand that its a blast, but not when its turned into a daily thing. And if you don't do it, you constantly think about it.

I've just been abstaining for a while, and atleast when I have a set plan NOT to do it, when the thought comes up, I know that I must ignore it. So I do. And its working out sufficiently

 

I use to have this probleme last year, but now I think I growed out of it. I can easily go without any urges for 2-3 days.

Guess its normale eh.

 

Smoke weed and jack off. It's a winning combination.

 

Masturbation is totally normal and natural. It's not like one of those things you hear that is total bullshit like, "You'll eventually find someone to love."

I remember back when that whole awkward "holy shit, I have raging wood." stage happened. I was fortunate enough for it not to happen in public because I was either sleeping or eating (high school included)

Either way, the best way is to indulge yourself with the carnal situation you're in. Like Andy Botwin from Weeds said, "Get your practice in while you're a solo artist and you'll be playing many happy duets." (para-phrased)

 

DUDE! i fuckin love weeds! andy botwins my hero!

 

yeah man, especially when a girl in your class looks really hot and then all of a sudden you gotta stand up. worst ever!

 

wow thats a sweet quote baked goods! ha.

 

Weeds is full of excellent quotes and that one proves its not just for weed. new season June 14th. 4th season and still going strong. Cliffhanger in the finale of the 3rd season was good but the most dramatic was the 2nd.

And to the earlier post recognizing my useless memorization of pop culture, Andy Botwin is indeed the shit. By far the best character on the show. 2nd is Doug.

 

hell yeah dude dougs tight. celias husband cracks me up as well.

 

The last episode of the 3rd season when all the houses are evacuated he goes into the room where all the Jesus Freaks are going crazy and plays his banjo and wails with them. It's funny shit.

 

Yeah ive got pretty much the same problem, its like i have to wank otherwise i cant really continue with my day. Although I have managed to control myself by getting distracted or if its just not possible to do it at that time....

 

My best suggestion Get a Girlfriend and Get laid.. Lol its happened to all of us man ive found myself looking at a very attractive girl(s) in my class(es) and suddenly ill hava boner. You just gotta not think bout it and itll go away lol i hate having to hide it as i walk lol

 

haha. dude. high school was so much fun.

 

Really? It was total shit for most people I know

 

I had a fuckin' blast man. it was just what you made it. shit...actually I wouldn't mind going back if I could.

 

It's true it's what you make it. That's life in general. I guess my high school was all assholes. I saw the clip of the Guitar Hero world record holder. Yup they're still assholes. My high school produced the person who has the high schore on TTFAF. He gets my respect when he gets those kinds of scores on a couple other songs.

 

my high school produced no one.

damn we had a lot of fun though

 

haha yeah, nobody important came out of my high school, but our keg stand record is in the hundreds :cheers2:

 

I had so much fun in high school!
Nobody famous came outta my high school, but we had the best beer pong players EVER.
I'm one of them

 

Recite the pledge of allegiance. That always works. Just keep saying it in your head. Basically anything to distract you.