girls suck

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Oneness, Jun 1, 2008.

  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    as long as she tries, its all good. as long as you don't try to bite my dick off, then yea, i'm a happy man

    i chuckle when it takes forever on the hummer - poor girl, eh :D
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, i forgot about gay men...


    i'd say if you've had enough blowjobs from hot women that you only enjoy a specific style, then you've had enough blowjobs and you need to spread the wealth...
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, girls are confused.
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I usually have to teach my partner a thing or two about blowjobs. But I'm high-maintenance.
     
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    In my experience there's ALWAYS room for improvement. But I'm spoiled, the women I've been with took direction well.
     
  7. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Oh the irony... the thread now lives up to it's title...
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    wtf is a blowjob?????? Don't those involve vacuums...?
     
  9. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    No, shroom, it involves a leaf-blower...vacuums suck, not blow...
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha..

    Ooooh, okay.. So I guess the Flowbee is out of the question then :(

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    [​IMG]--she totally uses it to trim her bikini area!
     
  11. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Sailor Moon doesn't suck :(
    Moon Prism Power, Makeup!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    as well it should. can't have this turning into another boys vs. girls. thread.
     
  13. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    haha...I would be afraid to use that near anything that could be sucked into it and cut off...

    This reminds me, I finally saw that commercial for the egg thing that you use to sand off your feet...I almost puked :smilielol5: The before picture looked like warts all over the foot, and then the 1/2 cup of parmesan cheese they dumped out of it omg...

    Have you seen the one for the stuff you drop into the toilet to prevent a stink? Hilarious...
     
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    don't be dissing the pedegg. ima slap a bitch.
     
  15. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    Beat 'em with a sack of oranges. It hurts like hell and won't leave a mark.
     
  16. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Why not?? We all know boys are better than girls!!
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    could be. i have heard that no one knows how to love a man like another man.
     
  18. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Cheap shot!! cheap shot!!
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    you're just mad because you lost.
     
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