Men that go bald are hybrid human/alien?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by OregonHerbalist, May 24, 2008.

  1. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Haha omg...:smilielol5:
     
  2. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Like Telly Savalas used to say, there's less hair to comb but there's more face to wash.

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  3. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Like this guy:

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  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    If I was him, I would have a hard time resisting the urge to write on my own head...
     
  6. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I think I'm going to start saving all of the pictures shroomie claims and make a scrapbook.
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Then you can put them altogether to make a super shroom...
     
  9. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I don't like baldness.. I am quite fond of greyness though.. salt-and-pepper hair is hot.

    Notice how more and more men go bald though? I wonder if it has anything to do with environmental changes or nutrition.
     
  10. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    They all go bald eventually. Enjoy them while you can Penny...:D
     
  11. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I don't think my dad will go bald until he's 100.. if he makes it.. he has a ton of hair at 53 years old, all white.. gorgeous.
     
  12. OregonHerbalist

    OregonHerbalist Member

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    Penny, the reason many Americans go bald is because they eat food that is very un-natural. Except us here on the West Coast. We have all the healthy DreadHead Vegans over here.. I have dreads myself, and im never going to loose them..
    Or maby because I was the first in my family to be born in the U.S. And I still eat Natural Organic foods, just like my parents that come from Norway..
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    ...and here I was thinking that it was genetic.


    I guess that the scientific community is wrong.
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Pfft, BRS, nothing is genetic.. Duh...Genetics is a myth...
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I bet that he also avoids cancer, AIDS, the plague, and gingivitis by eating Natural Organic foods and having dreads.
     
  16. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    It's true, people NEVER used to go bald, it has only just started in recent years with the invention of processed foods...:rolleyes: Just like they never used to get fat either.
     
  17. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Oh man the amusement this place brings me sometimes. Sorry but it has more to do with genetics and a specific testosterone than your vegan ways. Maybe it's best if you just stick to posts telling us how you're so stoned!!!11!1

    But yeah, it is indeed true that dreads and organic foods are all you need to avoid STDs and cancer.
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Pfft, whatever deviate.. Look at ol' Jack boy here...
    [​IMG]..[​IMG].. Because of his Juicer, where he drinks all natural juice, he is as fit and healthy as a newborn baby fresh from the womb!
    Tell'em Jack! [​IMG]...It speaks for itself...
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Jack looks like the kind of good ol' whole American gentlemen who loves to molest young male children with bananas.
     
  20. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You must be right. And there I was wondering why I've never seen a bald dreaded guy before.
     
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