$120 for a hand job?

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  1. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    doesn't $120 seem awfully steep for a hand job?

    (background info...my friend's husband recently admitted to her that he has gone not once, but several times to a massage parlor where he paid $120 for a hand job....seems awfully expensive for something he could have gotten for free from his loving wife, or even from his own hand....)
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That is expensive. I went to one when I was like 19 and it was only $80.
     
  3. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Holy fuck, $120?
    Lol I saw an article in the paper a few months back about one hooker in Liverpool (I think) that'd give handjobs for a tray of chips. Classy.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i got a hummer for much cheaper than that
    what a ripoff
     
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Well I know I would rather keep it and my wallet in my pants.
     
  6. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Maybe his wife was not so loving.
    What did she do?

    So a blowjob would be about $260.
    Full sex, about $500.
    Expensive is not the word - rip off is.
     
  7. deleted

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    Massage parlor and personal masseuse go by the hour, If he got a full massage and a dick rub thats what it cost...
    If hes only getting a dick rub and no massage.... RIP OFF> and hes a idiot...
     
  8. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    That makes sense.
     
  9. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    he didn't mention the massage part...only the hand job part....i have no idea if he got both a massage and a hand job....or just the hand job....and i'm certainly not going to inquire....
     
  10. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i would have done it for $50...
     
  11. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    fuck that, i'll just give my67self the hand job and blow the bill twenty on strippers.
     
  12. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    do you want me to give him your phone number?
     
  13. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    nope,
    jeremy's house of handjobs is closed for ther day...
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    $50 is still too much for a handjob
     
  15. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    well, they make the world go 'round...
     
  16. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    Thats pricey,
    I think I may have been madder about hubby wasting the money.

    "Damn,
    you coulda got hand from sally that crackhoe for 5bucks!"
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i can't remember what dave paid for his, but i recall it was very ridiculous but at least he got the joy of pissing off the massuese by taking FOREVER.
     
  18. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    It was more than a handjob. it was a massage with a happy ending. I was just getting my moneys worth.
     
  19. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    I wouldnt pay a cent for a hand job, thats retarded.
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    dave, if you were any kind of player, you'd have gotten a free one.
     
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