I Need Help :S

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by alexlovesher, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. alexlovesher

    alexlovesher Member

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    I need help.

    lately i find my self sexually attracted to my second cousin :S its really wierd and have no idea what to do about it, please help
     
  2. Hiram Joseph Yates

    Hiram Joseph Yates Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If she is sexually attracted to you, you have no problem. She is probably good in the sack or suck or such.
     
  3. alexlovesher

    alexlovesher Member

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    well how the hell would i find out if she is its not like i can just ask her, that would make for an awkward conversation
     
  4. Hiram Joseph Yates

    Hiram Joseph Yates Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    She's your relative, she must be good! Why not ask her? She probably is wondering how to ask you. Think positive.
     
  5. Luketrials

    Luketrials Member

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    Hmm, Dude. Find your self a girl, get a photo of your cousin. Hold the photo over here face . ..

    Problem fixed. For an 2 hours, if you can handle it.
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    haha dude, if shes not the conversation could have some shitty side effects
     
  7. green-hair-blue-eyes

    green-hair-blue-eyes Member

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    fuck her and find out
     
  8. Luketrials

    Luketrials Member

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    fuck first, think later.
     
  9. M2D

    M2D Member

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    its only ok if you didnt know she was your second cousin before you became attracted to her.
     
  10. _K2_

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    ...get her drinking with you and talk about relationships and such ...be real quiet and cute to her. smile

    ...then move on to how you thinlk all children in the world deserve an education and that they need more love in life. then tell her how you can see her as kind of a role model in a way around the people you guy's know ...don't go over board, just be polite and have a conservative yet honest smile about you when talking slowly to her.

    ... then tell her that over the years you have really looked up to her and have one very specific momment that will make her feel great ....then more wine, beer , whatever have you and....you'll be fuckin' her within' 1-3 hours ...go slow ..these things can take an evening but your gonna get fucked if your smart dude.
     
  11. Luketrials

    Luketrials Member

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    Trying not to be sexist, but yes complements DO go along way ..
     
  12. Hiram Joseph Yates

    Hiram Joseph Yates Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If trying to get a piece of ass is sexist, thank God for sexists. Without them we wouldn't be here.
     
  13. Shinigami002

    Shinigami002 Member

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    and for fuck sake use a condom people
     
  14. LanSLIde

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    hahahaha
    That would actually work damn well man, I bet you win every time you play Risk
     
  15. Hiram Joseph Yates

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    Have you fucked her yet??? It's been a while.
     
  16. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    Stay out of your families people.
     
  17. Hiram Joseph Yates

    Hiram Joseph Yates Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Let Freedom ring!
     

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