I need help. lately i find my self sexually attracted to my second cousin :S its really wierd and have no idea what to do about it, please help
If she is sexually attracted to you, you have no problem. She is probably good in the sack or suck or such.
well how the hell would i find out if she is its not like i can just ask her, that would make for an awkward conversation
She's your relative, she must be good! Why not ask her? She probably is wondering how to ask you. Think positive.
Hmm, Dude. Find your self a girl, get a photo of your cousin. Hold the photo over here face . .. Problem fixed. For an 2 hours, if you can handle it.
...get her drinking with you and talk about relationships and such ...be real quiet and cute to her. smile ...then move on to how you thinlk all children in the world deserve an education and that they need more love in life. then tell her how you can see her as kind of a role model in a way around the people you guy's know ...don't go over board, just be polite and have a conservative yet honest smile about you when talking slowly to her. ... then tell her that over the years you have really looked up to her and have one very specific momment that will make her feel great ....then more wine, beer , whatever have you and....you'll be fuckin' her within' 1-3 hours ...go slow ..these things can take an evening but your gonna get fucked if your smart dude.