Girls, what happens when you sit on a chair?

Lol, I have this very childish question. If a boy sits on a chair or the saddle of a bicycle, straight up, his balls move up as well as his cock, and he sits on his ass, so to speak.

But when a girl sits on a chair or bicycle, straight up, doesn't she sit partly on her labia?

So what happens? What happens when you move your ass on a chair or bicycle? Do you get stimulated?


Over the past weeks, I've become obsessed with this question. Every time I see a woman or a girl sit, I think aloud: "look, this female person is sitting on her own vulva!" When I watch the news and I see the news anchor, I can't stop wondering why she always smiles.

 

Please girls, answer Schlong's question. He ain't the only guy obsessed with such stuff.

 

Loool, it's all with a purpose!! Please answer the question, there are so many guys interested. Shale knows, I know, we all know it!

 

haha Allright.. thats an odd question. On a regular seat, nothing happens, you do sit a bit on the labia, but its at the back where there's nothing to stimulate. On a bike, if you sit at a certain angle you can be stimulated, but its not comfy or pleasurable. also, since the seat of a bike flares back, you do sit on your butt. the best is a motorcycle. talk about a giant vibe.. lol.. hope that answered your questions. sorry its not sexier.. hahaha

 

As a guy, I have gotten off on 400 pounds of hot throbbing steel between my legs with onrushing road at 60 MPH. What a mess that is in your jeans.

But, I digress. Any more women?

 

a better question would be, what happens when you sit on a washing machine on the spin cycle?

 

No joke, but seriously, I had this girlfriend and we had sex on the washing machine while it was working.

I thought, "ok, fun, routine sex".

But after a while she went, literally, "yea, that's it, that's really it, fuck yea!!".

I couldn't believe my ears, she was really orgasming from the situation - vaginally, which normally never happened with her.

I was so happy.

Now, many years later, I of course realised it was all due to the washing machine (or just the context as it was at my parents' home and even though we were alone, they could enter the house at any time) and not to my skills. Which got me slightly frustrated.

I'm over it now, though.

Simple, but true story; full of cliches, but it really happened that way.

Conclusion: washing machines do work (make sure you pick an older one; if necessary, replace new machine with second hand machine; or re-visit parents' home.)

 

Well, I mainly sit on my ass. Sitting on my vulva doesn't ever really happen unless I'm riding a bike. And, then, that is not even remotely stimulating due to the discomfort level. I don't know who invented bicycle seats ... but, they really need tweaking in terms of comfort level.

I guess that's not very exciting to hear, lol.

I've never tried the motorcycle or washing machine ... so I can't report on those.

 

Actually, I think the bit about the bicycle seats is pretty interesting, but from a purely design point of view.

If many more women feel discomfort with this, I'm sure there's a problem in the huge market for bicycle seats. And that means there's money to be made.

Money to be made of how women sit on their vulvas while riding a bike!!!!



YEA!! Such an exciting topic!! I can see myself already as a designer, working day and night to make the perfect vulva-friendly seat. Practising with many different women. Testing out prototypes on live vulvas...!!!

YEA, I found my new career move!!!!

 

actually, the split bicycle seat has already been invented and on the market for many years. sorry.

 

Pssssssssttt... that bicycle seat is not very good, is it?

 

I have the split seat, and STILL find it uncomfortable.

There is a market for this, really. I read an article in a cycling magazine how professional female cyclists have diminished sensation in said area due to the constant pressure from the bicycle seat. There was a whole study done on it and everything.

I figure professional female cyclists must have ALL the updated equipment in terms of design.

And, still, there is a problem.

So, you might find your career anyway. Plus, just think how fun it will be to go to work and converse with your test subjects "So, Miss, how does your vulva feel today?"

 

Exactly! That's my motivator!!!

Also to make a new design, I will have to take thousands of test-moulds of living vulvas. I can't wait for that design stage to become reality...

 

Maybe you need a Senior Snorf on the production line?

(for the young-uns a "snorf" in my time and place was a guy who sniffed girls' bicycle seats.)


And that split bicycle seat was for guys, 'cause the pressure on the crotch could cause ED after much riding.

 

It's not just women who have problems here.

Recently after about a 7 mile (3½ mile each way) ride I found my new Calvins to have been reduced to fishnets.

 

See this is why I joined these forums...

 

I don't think I understand this. Maybe because I'm not a chick. I thought it was about what happens to a chick when she sits down on a chair ? Nothing I would think. She just takes a load off her feet like a guy right ? And stay away from bicycles. The seat hurts my balls, and did you ever fall down on the cross bar. Damn that hurts. Why do they even have those things. They don't have them on girls bicycles just on the boys. I think they want us to get hurt. I fell on one one time so hard I didn't look at my dick for about an hour I was scared to. Damn bicycle.

Peace

 

Well that is a pretty interesting question do women get aroused riding on a motorcycle? If anyone has ever owned a bike, have you ever notice that girls always want a ride on a motorcycle? I own a 2006 Honda CBD 600rr and every place I go girls always want rides. I have a custom exhaust so I know the vibration is intense and the seat is very comfortable and they way the girl leans forward to ride with you she is sitting directly on her pussy. It always seems girls are so eager because they have ridin before, what did they enjoy going fast or making themselves wet? I had a girl on the back once that started massaging my shoulder and had her hands around my crotch while we were driving, she was a friend and I am married so I never followed through.....so ladies if you have ever been on a motorcycle does it make you wet, there are plenty of guys that would love to know?

 

yes Yes YES!!!

 

it feels so goood. :] I never pass up a motorcycle ride if I can help it.

same DEFINITELY goes for snowmobiles