The "where the fuck is" thread...

where the fuck is my spliff? shit, i smoked it already.

 

i still cant find my damn hackey sack!!! i really want it

 

wheres my blunt........Damn bigfoots!!! always taking my shit i bet hes like super high.

 

where the fuck is my banjo tooie strategy guide??

 

my black liter is gone after 2times

 

Dammit Where are all my Guitar Picks..... I could swear I had like 100s of them before i smoked.

 

wher are my clothes?

 

wheres my rizla? (rolling papers)
also where the fuck is my one working lighter... i probaly left in the pile of twenty empty ones... bugger i need a new system.

 

i just found my dirtbag and my strobe hacky sack

 

where is my mind?

 

its out hosting fight clubs all over the U.S.

wheres all of my socks that dissapeared in the wash???

 

where is my vision... fuck everything is such a blur today

 

Where the fuck iz my brand new green bic? And my black bic? and my other black bic?

 

where are my marbles...i seem to have lost them

 

lol. (everyone's responses)
i always lose my nail clippers, and pokey (poking device)
even though my poking device is a pin from a fire extinguisher and fits perfectly on my keychain, i always lose it. (mostly in the folds of my blankets)

 

where the fuck is my brain right now?

 

dude i lose my guitar picks all the time as well

i bought a pack of 25 at guitar center, and 1 month later i only have like 2... they have to be around here somewhere

 

I FOUND THEM ALL!!!!

 

I'm glad my thread was able to assist in your dilemma... and on that note....

where the fuck is some pussy for me to eat!!!!!

 

Did you try the local chinese buffet? lol jk.