Tests show that marijuana makes your testicals shrink

Let me introduce myself - my name is Dr. Harvard P. Bettenbaum.
I teach Anabolism & the Effect of Modern Narcotics at Whiteheart University.

With a professional team of narcotic experts I performed tests with marijuana in correlation to human testicals for six years. Those tests have shown up to a 50% decrease of testical size over a six year period. This is a worrying statistic and I feel it my DUTY to inform the world about this very disturbing fact.

Not only is smoking marijuana illegal in many countries, it also alters your body in a horrible way. This may also effect your spermcount and even the life of your yet unborn children. My team of experts will be performing more tests on this subject in the near future.

So be warned and stop smoking. It keeps your testicals at their normal size.


Yours,

Harvard P. Bettenbaum.

 

What a job. Working with marijuana, and human testicles.

 

LMAO. I wish I could do that for a living....

 

oh boy a thread by the famous Dr. Bettenbaum!!!

Welcome to our glorious world.

Let me ask you. After six years does the continued shrink stop? or is it perpetually shrinking?

 

Shit, I would hope the shrinking would stop.
If not, your testicles would probably look like peas after 12 years or something.

 

well I'm very concerned...I thought i felt them shrinking but I convinced myself it was just a mind trick. Damn my tiny balls!

 

Haha. I guess according to this doctor it's not a mind trick!

 

A bit let down bird...not as good as your usual sinners rant...I'll give it a C-

 

lol thats awesome

one problem, how was i born if this is true? my dad smoked weed nonstop for like 20 years till i was born. trust me, ive seen his balls. they dont look like peas to me

 

Why did you see your dad's balls?

 

we're greek, and greeks arne't like anglo saxon puritans. i could be hanging out in my parents room and just chilling and when he gets out of the shower and dries off and all i dont even notice. it's like completely normal. we just have a normal conversation.

 

No wonder you smoke weed trying to get that pic of old sweaty,wrikled balls out of your memory.

 

Im greek too and I've never seen my dads balls.

Well actually im hardly greek. My great great geat great great geat great great geat great great geat great great geat grandparents were though.

I dont even know anything about the country, neither does my dad lol. We just eat the food.

 

nope, I dont buy it. the current dick has been smoking for as long as Ive been alive and his balls arent shrunk. theyre big nice pretty heavy yummy balls.. lol.