Ask a random answer, think up a funny question.

Why does he refuse to eat alphabet soup?

Yes, I do.

 

Do you believe in the secret race of mutant rice that are said to invade earth in 2064 ?

2 frogs and bowl of tea

 

what essentials would you pack if abducted by aliens that see the universe in four dimensions?

tear my clothes and cry in anguish

 

what do you do when you're alone?

yes, repeatedly.

 

do you masturbate to clown porn?

i don't know what you're talking about, i thought everyone did that.

 

Do you normally make out with the mannequins in the window?

Only the sheep and my Uncle Tim will ever know.

 

how did you lose your virginity ?

Only when there's a full moon out

 

Do you bathe?


I bought mine at a stand in Marmarist Turkey.

 

where'd you get your left eyeball?

cause it makes me feel alive.

 

why do you let people snort coke off your ass?

there's nothing better to do when it's 100 degrees outside and you're by yourself.

 

why are you humping that garden gnome?

slugs.

 

What did you put in my mashed potatoes last night, I feel slightly sick?

Threshhold apprehension.

 

What was the question again?

I don't know.

 

I didn't get a hole or a recess.
I wanted to dwink ma owange juice.

 

Do you want malk?



Vitamin R.

 

Where is that damn cat?

Alkaline batteries.