Does anyone know . . .

where my pipe is?

 

yea its in the fridge behind the eggs

 

It's still in the head shop.

 

Up my ass and around the corner. Man, I havent said that in years.

 

your pipe is all in your head

 

All very valid answers, but it turned out to be hidden in my tangled bed covers . I must have fallen asleep with it.

 

in my hand, being smoked from.

 

i know exactly where your pipe is. it is in your tangled bed, you must have fallen asleep with it

 

man i hate it when i lose my shit

 

It's with KingGeorgeIII hidden in your tangled bed covers. You must have fallen asleep with him while he was smoking it. Ew.