so i went drinking and stole

i know people who will appreciate my legs

 

well there is someone for everyone.

good luck with the skirt though
uke:

 

I imagine you walking over a grate and it lifting up to bless the people of the city.

 

thanks...its good to have support

 

Next time instead of stealing a tire you should steal a virgin mary statue or two from Mexican lawns... now those are sledgehammer friendly.

 

oooh that sounds lovely

 

I only sledgehammer things if they are part glass.

 

yea um...no mexicans around here...no where even close to here

 

but then you have to keep getting more glass to smash...with the tire...you only need 1

 

yeah but what are you gonna do if it bounces off the tire and hits you in the face?

 

that won't happen

 

That's not a very solid plan there fitzy

 

Dont question fitzy. He knows. He is a pinnacle of strength and knowledge.

 

I agree.

After all, he IS "Mr. RT 2007"

 

hahahahahaha....this made me chuckle.

 

its a great plan...have you ever done it? because i have and the rebound doesn't even come close to my face

 

i'll chuckle you

 

(aka uppercut)

 

yes I tried it and lost an eyeball. duh.


btw. who is Mrs. RT 2007?