Had a terrible vision the othe day...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    While sitting on those generic plastic dildos they call chairs, my ass felt really sore. So naturally I moved to shake off the feeling, mostly because I'm ADHD as well. Eventually after the band played numerous songs, polyphonic's sang their songs, and all the speeches were given. They finally began to hand out the diplomas. The girl behind me had a tendency to keep hitting my shoulder, then she would grab it , rub it and would apologize. I started to question this after a while since it was way over the 10 mark. I Didn't feel like moving since the ceremony started and sitting was hard to find after a while. I could hear her mother chuckling in the back as if she knew her daughter was doing it to cop feels (15 will get you 20 though she looked 18 who knows). After a loud cheer for someone they must've knew I would assume. I became startled, and dropped my program behind me which happen to land next to the girls mother. I turned around, and I shit you not I see a birds eye view of her fucking twat.


    The first thought that went through my head wasn't anything perverted. It looked as if she had Gizmo from the gremlins growing down there. After the 3 seconds of fear I had after viewing this. I literally said out loud. "Ahh thats fucking nasty." Having an entire section of people stare at me with curiosity. I sat there the next hour and a half just messing around with my cellphone with that feeling of vomit brewing within my stomach.

    When it was finally over I heard the mother say "You guys want to grab a bite to eat at Arby's?"
    So I turned slowly, looked at her and smiled, and said."You can just eat your self out if you want Arby's." And i walked off in a flash catching a last look at her facial expression. Which somewhat resembled someone who just got startled from a donkey punch.



    Now I will no longer look at Gremlins or Arby's the same [​IMG]
     
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  2. Kinky Ramona

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    This is your best thread yet. But do clarify, was it a gremlin after being exposed to water or a dry one? Or was it a car?
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Actually it was not that funny as all the other threads, sry.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

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    I liked it because it was a change from the usual women hating thing in general. He was just hating on one lady with a gremlin between her legs. I'd be surprised if I saw a car up someone's skirt also.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Did you spot any horsey sauce oozing from it??
     
  6. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    hahahahahaha, cheap Maddox/Tucker rip off. and they kind of suck to begin with.

    aspire to be something better kid.
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

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    Are you gay?
     
  8. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    he is a little confused perhaps...

    maybe he hasn't hit puberty yet? doesn't know its effects on the multiple genders, haha.
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this was so confusing... you sit with your parents at your graduation? what did the fact that your ass hurt have to do with anything? and where can i get one of these dildo chairs, preferably one that vibrates?
     
  10. Detox

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    HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    i was rolling when i read that.

    but back on topic. that does sound "fucking nasty"
    gremlin?Ughhghgg
     
  11. Bronson

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    You should of seen this thing. It actually looks like Arby's roast beef sandwich with brownish goo oozing out of it. YUCK!
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you should have stuck a finger up there man, got a quick taste
     

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