How I got pills yesterday

Just a little story that may help someone out....
So the other night I'm taking a shower and my cell phone rings. I tried to reach it but ended up falling and slamming my ribs into the side of the bathtub. It hurt like a bitch and left some bruises, but I think I'll survive.
I mentioned the spill to my mom who thought I had cracked a rib or something, and suggested I go to the doctor. "They might not be able to do much for you, but at least they could give you something for he pain," she said. Bingo!
In the end, it only took an hour out of my day. Doc took some x-rays and found nothing, but said that 'bone bruises' can be just as painful as a break or fracture. I played actress, put a pained look on my face and winced when he touched my ribs. Boom - walked out of there with a scrip for 50 vics. I plan to call on Monday and claim they've been making me ill and try for Percs.
Good luck and happy pill-aging!

 

lol, more people should know how easy it is.
in fact, my little brother's friend was talking about intentionally breaking his arm for some kinda opiate.
all i could do was shake my head and laugh.

 

Wow...that is both impressive and horrifying at the same time...

 

lmao, i guess if he had the guts to do it.

 

Congrats! That's pretty awesome..

 

lmao that awsome, I would do something like that but it wouldnt be worth it to me for some vicodin. I'd have to eat the whole bottle at once for a mild high lol. (obviously im joking, so dont start talking shit please)

Bt I would have to eat like 60-80mg of hydro for a good high, otherwise it would be a waste. and all that APAP scares me.

 

That is one funny story. Pathetic, but funny. Like kil0, I also wouldn't be too excited about the Vics, especially at the expense of my ribs. But whatever man enjoy those pk's. And good luck with the Percs, that would be a big big upgrade, oxy's a much cleaner and stronger high. be smart about it though, you don't want to come off as a drug seeker.

I'm not a fan of going the doctor route to try to get narcotics for illegimate reasons. I understand you have a decent reason because of your ribs, but it still seems like your exagerrating to try to grab a high. I'm not by any means putting down the seeking of opiates, but something inside of me tells me its alot lower to manipulate doctors then to just buy off a friend, etc. The day will come when youre going to really need some medical care and pain medication, and you know the boy that cried wolf story. Trying to beat the system always comes back to bite you....but hey sorry for going on so long like this, I'll let you make your own decisions.

 

Let us know how it goes on Monday. Good luck!

 

Sweet! Now if only someone could come up with a way to get a script WITHOUT doing bodily harm to themselves, we'd be in business!

 

i think every opiate user/abuser has contemplated this at least once...i know i have many times.

 

my buddy smassed his hand with a hammer trying to get some opiates. it worked. they gave his some strong percs

 

Congrats on the scrip. One time I was hanging out with this dude, and he loved his opiates, so we were sitting there and he pulls out this big wooden fish decoration thing and asked me if I would slam it into his knuckles so he could get some pills. So, he placed his hand on the counter and bit down on a leather belt, and I proceeded to swing that motherfucker hard as fuck, but I missed. He told me to try again, so I did, and it pretty much shattered his knuckle. lol He gave me some xanax for breaking his knuckle for him and he went to the hospital and got some percocets. lol

 

A couple years ago a friend of mine told me a similar story, but more intense. A guy he worked with was a serious heroin junkie, and one weekend for the first time in years everything went completely dry. He lived in NYC where there are opiates somehwere 24/7 but apparently the guy was so withdrawing so bad that he couldn't leave his apt building and hit the streets. He ended up taking a saw right to his knee, and called 911 claiming he'd been attacked. In the ER he got a morphine IV and ended up needing surgery to repair cartilidge damaged in his knee. They quickly realized he was an opiate addict by the marks on his arms and the fact that he was begging for more medication. The morphine drip wasn't touching his pain because of his high tolerance and he was still withdrawing horribly. Amazingly, they didn't even send him to rehab and if I remember correctly the doc sent him home with a percocet script. Pretty low of the doctor IMO. Probably enough to alleviate the withdrawals just enough until he got his next H fix. I wonder if that guy is still alive today...this happened probably 5 years ago.

 

wow this are crazy stories, and in Stoner's case, some funny ass stories. This thread is a very good example of the argument we were having in another thread. Addicts will go too far for their shit, I like drugs recreationally, cut sawing my fuckin leg or smashing my hand with a hammer is fucking stupid, no matter how bad I wanted to get high. That's why I always say, just smoke weed...

 

Just wait until Mother Nature gets you instead. Its more special that way, when you just chilling, smoking a blunt, peaceful, relaxed, thinking about how amazing Milo and Otis (the movie) is when your blazed, drinking a beer, having a fun time, relaxing and shit, and all a sudden BOOM! your lung collapses, or BOOM! your appendix bursts, or BOOM! the ceiling gives away and a peice slams you in the dome, next thing you know you find yourself a day after chillin on some percs damn dammn

 

Thanks Dad....

 

Update...

Tried for something better this AM and they gave me Tramadols (Ultram). Since I already have a pill bottle full of these shitty things - I'm not too happy. I've always been afraid to take them because I've read that it can cause seizures when combined with Zoloft ( I take 100mg a day ).

All recreation aside, is it even safe to take these for the pain? And/or possible to get any fun out of them?

 

tramadols are awsome. Not that strong but great for potentiation and extending your high. They do kill pain, they are a derivative of codeine. My little brother got 50mg Tramadol HCl for breaking his ankle. He would trade me 4 tramadols for a xanax bar (lol) and I would take them with my oxy to make that shit last like 6 hours! good times.. that the highest I ever got on opiates. Oxycodone, tramadol, and weed. great combination

 

^^^Dude I would trade 20 trams for 1 xanax bar, considering I gotta eat 15-20 trams to get any decent effects, and even then, it's rarely worth it. Sometimes tramadol is wonderful though. Never taken it in conjunction with other opiates though, as much as I'd like to.

 

Word - I took 200mg Trams and then a Vic 10. Haven't been that high in a while!