my boyfriend.....

All of them are prizes donated for my kiddies...well not really mine but you know

Maybe your daughter will share

 

she will not share, instead she will tell me she doesnt want hers but wants mine instead

 

heh that's cute.

 

mine too

 

Same here. Every man on Earth is either:


A) An arrogant, conceited ass-hole
B) Too quiet and insecure to ever get to know
C) A homosexual (especially here in good ole' San Fran)
D) Taken
E) Too old/Dead

 

your girlfriend is her boyfriend????

what kind of freak are you two dating?

 

So I'm wondering, before a man is taken, which of the other four categories does he fit into?

 

Usually "A"....on rare occasion, a lesser-known "F" category is discovered (F being compassionate, beautiful, etc.) but soon after these F categories are kidnapped by a category of women known as "Bitches", placing them back in the "D" category.

I hope you're taking notes, there will be a quiz later.

 

i hate those 'bitches'

dam them........

 

My boyfriend is Craig.

The way he acts, he might as well be non-existant.

 

So true!

 

With an attitude like that, it's no wonder you don't like boys.