I am a total genius who has achieved enlightenment

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by heywood floyd, May 15, 2008.

  1. heywood floyd

    heywood floyd Banned

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    No, we don't.
     
  2. heywood floyd

    heywood floyd Banned

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    I've already told you how to get enlightened and if you don't want to do it then you'll never be enlightened, it's as simple as that.

    I've already solved all the mysteries of our time but I don't cure children because they never say thank you... and when they do, it's always because their parents told them to and not because they really mean it.
     
  3. darrellkitchen

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    On the contrary. It is dripping with jealosy ... Ill-Will ...




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  4. heywood floyd

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    Yes, you're right. Sometimes I get jealous of people who aren't enlightened because they have it so easy... they don't have to worry about having to tell people over and over what enlightenment is only to have them say 'that's not good enough for me'. Seriously people, I can't wave a magic wand and make you enlightened like me!
     
  5. darrellkitchen

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    Heh ... I wasn't referring to you, Heywood ... !!!



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  6. shameless_heifer

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    My daughter said THANK YOU, she died instead of you..
    idiot
     
  7. shameless_heifer

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    I doubt very seriously if someone with total enlightenment would be in here arguing with hippies.. all I have heard you say is how great you are, but you can't seem to back it up in a convincing manner. I'm certenly not convinced. On the contrary, you sound more iditotic every time you open your mouth.

    And what, pray tell, mysteries have you sloved, as they are still mysteries.

    Your comment on children not saying thank you, how can a baby tell you anything, see how iditotic you sound.. and I am positive that the ppl here who have lost children, do not appreciate your comment, as I do not appreciate it in the least.

    How can you sit there and seriously claim total enlightenment and condem babies bc they cannot say thank you. A totaly enlightened person, would have no need to be glorified, by demanding thanks and would save the children if at all possible.. so you say you would kill the babies bc they do not give you praise.

    Your walkin' on thin ice dude, I sure wouldn't wanna be you right now, or anytime for that matter. You Karma is stacking up over your head. You slicing your own throat.
     
  8. shameless_heifer

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    I'm finding it difficult to 'come from a place of love' when it comes to some one saying these kids deserved to die bc they did not say thank you.. This crosses the line. This does harm, they is no love in this..and after all this is about love.. for without it we are truely doomed. I cannot say for everyone but I can say as a Mother and for the MOTHERS/FATHERS, that you really need to take a deeper look at what you are typing and concider that there may be a parent in here that would not agree to your joke?? not real funny. If you were truely enlightened you would have never type such ludicricy in the first place. I am really trying to HELP you here, as some are unconscious and do not see the harm they do.
     
  9. yyyesiam2

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    dude, he's obviously joking.......
    besides, like i said, there can be only one enlightened being at a time and i called dibs already.
     
  10. bluesafire

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    Heywood, I just want to say that I think you're absolutely adorable!! And I mean that truly, not sarcastic at all. I think you actually get it, yes you do, so... a big CHEERS to you!! Thanks for making me smile. :)
     
  11. heywood floyd

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    Aww... thanks:)!
     
  12. shameless_heifer

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    I realize Heywood is joking, but if you had ever lost a child you would not think it very funny either. Sometimes a joke can do Harm. Heywood pmed me and apologised, I think his apology was sincere and I hope the other parents of lost children will forgive him as I have. He didn't mean to harm anyone.

    Bright Blessings
    sh
     
  13. yyyesiam2

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    it just sux when people use their pain as a reason to have no sense of humor and demonize those who do. pain doesn't equal righteousness. i am sorry that you went through what you did, that that child went through what they did and that everyone living on this planet is going through their own miserable trials. i just don't see the point in spreading more misery around after the fact.
     
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    Dude, Sarcasm is a way of either making fun of someone or joking with friends. This stuff you are talking about is either the true beliefs of someone who is deeply spiritual or a sad attempt to cover up the fact that someone doesn't know how to react to sarcasm. Y'all just need to stop arguing, the world is fucked, get over it. Just enjoy life!:cheers2:
     
  15. shameless_heifer

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    It just sucks when ppl have no compassion and think EVERYTHING is fair game. Maybe you'd like to try a little pain on for breakfest.. perhaps that was my point, not spreading PAIN.

    I doupt if you have even had a child or lost someone dear to you, or you would have kept sill and just LISTENED. There is a reaction for every action, and more often then not someone always get hurt over Tasteless Jokes.. If you think it's ok to bring up something like this without thinking, then just sit down and shut up bc you don't have a clue either..

    You can joke around with just about anything, but dying children is no joke in any culture. That was the ONLY hangup with what Heywood said.. Heywood has apologized, even he saw his error, so what's your beef?!?

    How about trying something new, like LOVE.. but then again, it would just be a joke to you so forgetaboutit.
     
  16. heywood floyd

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    Um, I didn't apologize because I thought what I did was wrong, I was more apologizing for the way that you took it, because I thought it was what you wanted to hear, and I honestly didn't care enough about my own pride to say what I really thought... and I also didn't want to hurt you any more than you've already been hurt, because that's just jerky.

    But the way you're taking it has made me think perhaps I should have just been honest. I'm not saying that what happened to you wasn't horrible, it was... but on the other hand, there's not a lot you can do about it now. I can appreciate that it is an extremely difficult thing which you'll probably never get over, but holding onto it and attacking people for making general statements that barely even have a connection to your specific situation isn't going to do you any good at all.

    I never once said I thought that children should die, I said that I wouldn't heal them because they never said thank you, and I was under the impression that the entire comment was so absurd and ludicrous that it couldn't possibly be taken seriously.

    And to be perfectly honest, I'm not going to worry about making similar comments in the future because if the purpose of speaking was to not offend anyone ever then no one would ever say anything. Like what, everyone everywhere is supposed to avoid talking about clowns because someone somewhere in the world was raped by a clown and it brings up bad memories???

    Also, I didn't bring up the children dying... you did. I never would have come out and said 'children should die', but you asked me a question and keeping in mind my absurd guru act (which others seemed to think was funny), I answered you. If you wanted to have a serious discussion about children dying, then I never would have said that, but this wasn't a serious discussion... I mean, of course children shouldn't die, but that's no reason for other people not to have a sense of humor about it.

    What bothers me is that you then went and said that I should be dead instead, which really makes me wonder. It doesn't bother me in the slightest that you said it, just that it makes me realize that you're probably feeling very angry and powerless inside right now, and you need to unleash it somehow.

    I know this might be a really personal question, but do you have a support network? I would recommend seeking out other people who have gone through the same thing and dealing with it that way. It's not something you're going to get over, but you can at least start taking back control of your life... I mean, YOU are still alive and you don't have to spend the rest of your life feeling angry or helpless over something you can't change. I don't think that anyone would have wanted that.

    If you ever want to talk about it with me you can PM me and I will try to help you and obviously avoid making insensitive comments... but you can't expect everyone around you, especially strangers like me, to always be accommodating your pain-- try to understand you yes, offer support yes, but not change the way they are. You still have to live in this world and it's going to be a lot harder if you don't accept the fact that not everyone is going to know better... and why? Because they don't have to, because their intentions aren't hostile, and that's what matters to most people... not the potential misunderstandings that could be the result.
     
  17. shameless_heifer

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    I see no harm is poking fun, I do it all the time. but I am not insensitive about some things which really do harm instead of being humorous... I am speaking for all the ones that have lost a child, and believe me there are many that have in here. As we are all one, I felt all of their pain and the suffering was tremendous. THE worst pain that could ever be felt by a living thing.

    I was compelled to respond as the suffering was great, I do not interfere with your other posts/threads, just the ones that wrench my guts and I must release it. Being true to myself.

    I just think that ppl should think about what they are posting so it brings no harm. It's a growth thing. I didn't nessecerly want you to apologize to me, but rather realize that your comment did indeed bring harm. It's called respect.. some things are just off limits as a compassionate human being.

    I have no furthre need to dicuss this, as I see your apology was insincere. I will however be sending you only good vibes as to counter-act the bad ones.


    You may be my lesson, I may be yours

    Brightest Blessing
    sh
     
  18. yyyesiam2

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    and fake hippies drool
     
  19. darrellkitchen

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    Whoa ... unfortunately, the subscribed version of this post is not the same as the actual post ...

    For instance, the word "drool" is not in the origional post #4430239. And because it went out as "suck" the first word that came to my mind when I read it was ... Oops ...

    The second thought was, "I'll save the I-told-you-so's for later", if they are required.

    And third, I'll add, every action has a consequence ... not one of those equal and opposite responses, but the kind that goes like, you (think, do, say) bad, bad is the consequence ... yadda, yadda, yadda ...

    So, if bad and unkind things happen to you either mentally, physically, or verbally, then ... hey ... I tol ... nope, I ain't gonna say it ...




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  20. darrellkitchen

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    And seeing how this thread has definitely gone way off-topic, I'm gonna give to the count of three posts for it to get back on-topic before I lock it ...



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