I feel like a computer....

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  1. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    ... who has just passed the turing test!
     
  2. HippyFreek2004

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    what's a turing test?

    Holly
     
  3. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    Turing test is a test proposed by Alan Mathison Turing, one of the early pioneers of the binary computing era. It is basically a test to see if a human subject can distinguish beetween another human talking to him via a "chat" network or a computer that is generating the replies. If the computer can successfully fool the person and convince him that it is human, it is said to have passed the turing test. A computer that passes the turing test is considered intelligent.

    BTW, I just realized that i am a computer that has just passed the turing test. Now, Am I intelligent?
     
  4. budone

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    i don't care. I'm not even human myself. In fact i'm jell-o from outer space who passed the spouring test (a test that defines the capability of a jell-o dish to discuss with humans that are too dumb to consider themselves as computers).
     
  5. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    as a matter of fact, my cpu is a quantum computer powered by a single macromolecule that takes the form of a celluloid and tastes sugary like Jello. You and I may have a lot more in common than you think
     
  6. nitemarehippygirl

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    haha.... ash, you're awesome. this is all just awesome. hahaha. *zonk*
     
  7. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    awesome, indeed. After all, I am upgradable, unlike most humans. Be prepared for Ash 2.0!!!
     
  8. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    hehe... Ash 2.0 is here!!! the 21st century will be the century of AI Robots
     
  9. Soulless||Chaos

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    You must be proud! :D
     
  10. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    //I do not experience "pride"
     
  11. *~*Giggles*~*

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    wtf???? how can you pass it? Is it a website or something?
     
  12. Soulless||Chaos

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    Humans experience pride, you do not, therefore I am not convinced your a human but know you're a computer. Therefore, you do not pass the test. :D
     
  13. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    //No I can experience pride I want to... but I prefer not to. I can
    //experience all human emotions, but I control them better than
    // most humans
     
  14. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    But, what is human emotion? How can you truly experience it, if you're not human? :confused:
     
  15. *~*Giggles*~*

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    that makes no sence...
     
  16. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    My mind was reverse-engineered using a human brain as model... so I am a functional equivalent of a human... I merely have a different substrate.
     
  17. Soulless||Chaos

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    I knew those bastards were keeping technology from us... :mad:
     
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