So religiously speaking, there was Adam & Eve and poof the species of man was on the earth. Then the scientific theory, apes slowly evolved into caveman then modern man and viola man was on earth. Now let's connect the two. God created all of the animals (including apes) then he created man (in his likesness) then he created Eve (from Adams rib)...with me so far? Adam and Eve give birth (which means they had sex) to Cain and Able. Then one day Cain kills Able (now there are three people on earth). Adam and Eve might have continued to create more offsring, however Cain was left without a partner...or was he? Here's the part that some people just can't wrap there minds around. Being a lonely guy living on earth, Cain figured what hell, nobodies looking and he decided to fuck and ape...yes you heard me right. Now becaue the dna of man is more dominent than the ape the offspring wer more manlike, but had ape like features and charactristics...POOF! the caveman was created thus showing the missing link between man an ape. Chew on that!
You're leaving out the fact that they lived for hundreds of years and had more kids that just aren't described in the Bible. Yeah there was a lot of incest, but for some reason there wasn't all of the DNA problems with in-breeeding like now.
wasn't there something about how Cain would be unable to die and would roam the earth as a vagabond? If that's the case and if he hung out with apes, maybe he gradually evolved into a state similar to them, and became what we know today as the elusive creature named Sasquatch.
my mother had an answer for that one too. she claimed that cain travled to china and, while there he fucked a house cat. that is where "japs" came from. i say it again... i'm so ashamed of my mother!
U are missing one thing Adam and Eve where created from clay lol yeah right this theory came about just because when this god theory was created the best material at the time for creating something was clay thous e proving this all came about from a mind of a human. And the fucking nerve of a human to create god in the image of him self is so self centered just like the sun revolving around the earth. This is my mind fuck to think that ppl in 21st century still belief in Christianity over evolution.
Guys the bible is just a nice story with few facts mixt in to it to make it more believable. If u take facts or theory's from the real world and put it in to a story some ppl will start to associate it with the real world making it in to theres reality. Have u ever heard of Atlatis how many of u belief it did exist? The story of Atlatis was retene by Greek philosopher Plato he rote at numerous points in the dialogs, Plato's characters refer to the story of Atlantis as "genuine history" and it being within "the realm of fact." Plato also seems to put into the story a lot of detail about Atlantis, because this was retene in 355 B.C. It haved a lot of time to creep in to allot of ppl minds as reality. But according to the writings of the historian Strabo, Plato's student Aristotle remarked that Atlantis was simply created by Plato to illustrate a point. Da vinci code the book haves facts from history implanted in to the story and even now some ppl belief its reality. Think in another thousand years ppl may t except it as hard proven history.
At the start of a pitched battle of maraunding fighters from one religous sect and another ... Sir-.-'nOOBalloT strides to the top of the hill and proclaims:" Guys the bible is just a nice story with few facts mixt in to it to make it more believable." Peace is restored.
Yes there would bee peace now and years ago if everyone knew that its just a story book. Christians historically are the most closed minded ppl to ever walk t the earth and they all follow one if not the bloodiest religion to ever existed. Its a shame how much money and power they have throu this lie.
