post your best song lyric here.

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  1. Shadowprophet

    Shadowprophet Member

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    my favorite song of all time at the moment is tenacious D the metal. it may be a parody. but by its own right rocks pretty damned hard, I like it.


    You can't kill the metal
    The metal will live on
    Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
    But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
    New-wave tried to kill the metal
    But they failed, as they were striken down to the ground
    Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
    They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
    argh . . . yea!


    No-one can destroy the metal
    The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
    We are the vanquished foes of the metal
    We tried to win for why we do not know

    New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
    Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
    Punk-rock tryed to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
    Techno tryed to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
    Yea!

    Metal!
    It comes from hell!

    Think you can beat it. I doubt it. but give it a shot anyway. :cheers2:
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    yo stupid mutha fucka...
    use the search button...

    originally preformed by MC SEARCHBUTTON
     
  3. Shadowprophet

    Shadowprophet Member

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    no way? seriously?....
    oh well song still rocks though. and the metal is still undefeated :D


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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh yea!!!
     
  4. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    This is not the best song or lyric thread...... This is just a tribute.
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    this thread bl0wz
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    That song sucks.

    No one praises metal more hilariously than this:

    "Every one of us has heard the call
    Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall
    We know the power within us has brought us to this hall
    there's magic in the metal there's magic is us all

    Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
    Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers go on get out
    Leave the hall

    Now the world must listen to our decree
    We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
    got to make it louder, all men play on ten
    If you're not into metal, you are not my friend

    Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
    Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers I said
    Leave the hall

    Now the world must listen to our decree
    We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
    Got to make it louder, all men play on ten
    If you're not into metal, you are not my friend

    There's metal in the air tonite, can you hear it call
    If you ain't got the balls, to take it you can
    Leave the hall

    Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
    Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall"
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    " Manowar Manowar living on the road
    When we're in town speakers explode
    We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
    Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd

    They wanna keep us down
    But they can't last
    When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
    Gonna keep on burnin'
    We always will
    Other bands play Manowar kill
    Other bands play Manowar kill

    We like it hard, we like it fast
    We got the biggest amps, man they blast
    True metal people wanna rock not pose
    Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

    They wanna keep us down
    But they can't last
    When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
    Gonna keep on burnin'
    We always will
    Other bands play Manowar kill
    Other bands play Manowar kill

    We're the kings of metal comin' to town
    When we light up, have the roof nailed down
    Don't try to tell us that we're too loud
    'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down

    They wanna keep us down
    But they can't last
    When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
    Gonna keep on burnin'
    We always will
    other bands play Manowar kill"
     
  8. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    Now in the laid back California,
    town of sunny San Rafael.
    Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake,
    you probably knew her well.
    She was stoned fifteen,
    of her eighteen years.
    And her story was widely told,
    That she could smoke em faster,
    than anyone could roll.

    Well her legend finally reached New York,
    that grove street walk up flat.
    Where dwelt the Calistoga Kid,
    a beatnik from the past.
    He'd been rolling dope since time began,
    Now took a cultured poke ,
    and said Jim I can roll em faster,
    than any chick can smoke.

    So a note gets sent to San Rafael,
    for the championship of the world.
    The kid demands a smoke off,
    Well bring him on says Pearl.
    I'll grind his fingers of his hands,
    He'll roll until he drops.
    Says Calistoga I'll smoke that chick,
    till blows up and pops.

    So they rent out Yankee Stadium,
    and the word is quickly spread.
    Come one come all who walk or crawl,
    Tickets just two lids a head.
    And from every town and hamlet,
    Over land and sea they speed.
    The worlds greatest dopers,
    with the worlds greatest weed.

    Hasishes from Marocco, hemp smokers from Peru,
    And the Schasnicks from Bagon,
    Who smoke the deadly pugaru.
    And those who call it light of life,
    And those that call it boo.

    See the dealers and their ladies,
    Wearing turquoise lace and leather.
    See the narcos and the closet smokers,
    puffin all together.
    From the teenies who smoke legal,
    to the ones who've done some time.
    To the old man who smoked reefer,
    back before it was a crime.

    And the grand old house that Ruff built,
    is filled with the smokes and cries,
    of fifty screaming heads,
    all stoned out of their minds.
    And they play the national anthem,
    and the crowd lets out a roar,
    as the spotlight hits the Kid and pearl,
    ready for their smoking war.

    At a table piled high with grass,
    as high as a mountain peak.
    just top and buds of the rarest flowers,
    not one stem branch or seed.
    I mean a mowie a wowie a Panama red,
    Acapulco gold, keef from east Afghanistan,
    and that rare Alaska cold.
    and there's sticks from Thiland,games from the island.
    and Bangkok's blooming best and some of that wet imported shit
    that capsized of Key west.
    There's wahokin pops and Kenya burn, and Reverie flors
    and that rare Manhattan silver ,
    that grows down the New York sewers.

    And there's bubbling ice cold lemonade,
    and sweet grapes by the bunches.
    and there's Hershey bars and Orios,
    in case anybody gets the munches.
    And the calastoga kid he smiles,
    and Pearly she just grins.
    And the drums roll low ,and the
    crowd yells go go go
    and the worlds first smoke off begins.

    Well the kid he flicks his fingers once,
    sot that first joint's rolled.
    Pearl takes one poke with her famous lungs,
    and whoosh that roach is cold.
    Then the kid he rolls his super bomb,
    that would paralyze a moose.
    and Pearl takes one mighty hip, that bombs defused.
    And then he rolls three in just ten seconds,
    and she smokes them up in nine.
    And everybody sits back and says hey
    this just might take some time.

    See the blur of fling fingers,
    see the red coal burning bright.
    As the night turns into morning,
    and the morning fades to night.
    And the autumn turns to summer
    and a whole damn year is gone
    and the two still sit on that roach filled stage
    smoking and Rollin.
    with trembling hands he rolls his jays,
    with fingers blue and stiff.
    she coughs, and stares with blood shot gaze
    and puffs through blistered lips.

    And as she reaches out her hand
    for another stick of gold
    The Kid he gasps, "Goddamn it, bitch,
    there's nothing' left to roll"
    "Nothin' left to roll?" screams Pearl,
    "Is this some twisted joke?"
    "I didn't come here to fuck around, man,
    "I come here to SMOKE!"
    And she reaches 'cross the table
    and she grabs his bony sleeves
    And she crumbles his body between her hands
    like dried and brittle leaves
    Flicking' out his teeth and bones
    like useless stems and seeds
    Then she rolls him in a Zig Zag
    and lights him like a roach
    And the fastest man with the fastest hands
    goes up in a puff of smoke.

    In the laid-back California town
    of sunny San Rafael
    Lives a girl named Pearley Sweetcake,
    you probably know her well
    She's been stoned twenty-one
    of her twenty-four years,
    and the story's widely told
    How she still can smoke them faster
    than anyone can roll
    While off in New York City,
    on a street that has no name
    There's the hands of The Calistoga Kid
    in the Viper Hall of Fame
    And underneath his fingers
    there's a little golden scroll
    That says:

    "Beware of Bein' the Roller
    When There's Nothin' Left to Roll."

    Good old shel silverstein
     
  9. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    Song: Right Where It Belongs
    Artist: Nine Inch Nails
    Album: With Teeth

    See the animal in his cage that you built,
    Are you sure what side you're on?
    Better not look him too closely in the eye,
    Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
    See the safety of the life you have built,
    Everything where it belongs
    Feel the hollowness inside of your heart,
    And it's all... right where it belongs

    What if everything around you,
    Isn't quite as it seems?
    What if all the world you think you know,
    Is an elaborate dream?
    And if you look at your reflection,
    Is it all you want it to be?
    What if you could look right through the cracks,
    Would you find yourself... find yourself afraid to see?

    What if all the world's inside of your head?
    Just creations of your own
    Your devils and your gods all the living and the dead
    And you're really all alone
    You can live in this illusion,
    You can choose to believe.
    You keep looking but you can't find the woods,
    While you're hiding in the trees

    What if everything around you,
    Isn't quite as it seems?
    What if all the world you used to know,
    Is an elaborate dream?
    And if you look at your reflection,
    Is that all you want to be?
    What if you could look right through the cracks,
    Would you find yourself... find yourself afraid to see?
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    lol I get it.
     
  11. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Darkness at the break of noon
    Shadows even the silver spoon
    The handmade blade, the child's balloon
    Eclipses both the sun and moon
    To understand you know too soon
    There is no sense in trying.

    Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
    Suicide remarks are torn
    From the fool's gold mouthpiece
    The hollow horn plays wasted words
    Proves to warn
    That he not busy being born
    Is busy dying.

    Temptation's page flies out the door
    You follow, find yourself at war
    Watch waterfalls of pity roar
    You feel to moan but unlike before
    You discover
    That you'd just be
    One more person crying.

    So don't fear if you hear
    A foreign sound to your ear
    It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing.

    As some warn victory, some downfall
    Private reasons great or small
    Can be seen in the eyes of those that call
    To make all that should be killed to crawl
    While others say don't hate nothing at all
    Except hatred.

    Disillusioned words like bullets bark
    As human gods aim for their mark
    Made everything from toy guns that spark
    To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
    It's easy to see without looking too far
    That not much
    Is really sacred.

    While preachers preach of evil fates
    Teachers teach that knowledge waits
    Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
    Goodness hides behind its gates
    But even the president of the United States
    Sometimes must have
    To stand naked.

    An' though the rules of the road have been lodged
    It's only people's games that you got to dodge
    And it's alright, Ma, I can make it.

    Advertising signs that con you
    Into thinking you're the one
    That can do what's never been done
    That can win what's never been won
    Meantime life outside goes on
    All around you.

    You lose yourself, you reappear
    You suddenly find you got nothing to fear
    Alone you stand with nobody near
    When a trembling distant voice, unclear
    Startles your sleeping ears to hear
    That somebody thinks
    They really found you.

    A question in your nerves is lit
    Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy
    Insure you not to quit
    To keep it in your mind and not fergit
    That it is not he or she or them or it
    That you belong to.

    Although the masters make the rules
    For the wise men and the fools
    I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.

    For them that must obey authority
    That they do not respect in any degree
    Who despise their jobs, their destinies
    Speak jealously of them that are free
    Cultivate their flowers to be
    Nothing more than something
    They invest in.

    While some on principles baptized
    To strict party platform ties
    Social clubs in drag disguise
    Outsiders they can freely criticize
    Tell nothing except who to idolize
    And then say God bless him.

    While one who sings with his tongue on fire
    Gargles in the rat race choir
    Bent out of shape from society's pliers
    Cares not to come up any higher
    But rather get you down in the hole
    That he's in.

    But I mean no harm nor put fault
    On anyone that lives in a vault
    But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him.

    Old lady judges watch people in pairs
    Limited in sex, they dare
    To push fake morals, insult and stare
    While money doesn't talk, it swears
    Obscenity, who really cares
    Propaganda, all is phony.

    While them that defend what they cannot see
    With a killer's pride, security
    It blows the minds most bitterly
    For them that think death's honesty
    Won't fall upon them naturally
    Life sometimes
    Must get lonely.

    My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards
    False gods, I scuff
    At pettiness which plays so rough
    Walk upside-down inside handcuffs
    Kick my legs to crash it off
    Say okay, I have had enough
    What else can you show me?

    And if my thought-dreams could be seen
    They'd probably put my head in a guillotine
    But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only
     
  12. Tanman35

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    listen 2 almost any streetlight manifesto song they are lyrically amazing.
    Here's To Life
    Streetlight Manifesto

    "How did Camus really die that night?
    Were they right, when he died was it really his time?
    or was it suicide?
    And Holden Caufield is a friend of mine
    we go drinking from time to time
    and I find: it gets harder every time

    Back off
    but your out on the street again
    Don't you stop
    did you know you couldnt swim?
    Back off
    until your on the street again
    I'm not gonna play if there ain't no way I'll win

    Well Hemmingway never seemed to mind the banality of a normal life
    and i find: it gets harder every time.
    So he aimed a shotgun into the blue
    placed his face between the two and sighed: 'Here's to life!'

    Back off
    but your out on the street again
    Don't you stop
    did you know you couldnt swim?
    Back off
    until your on the street again
    I'm not gonna play if there ain't no way I'll win

    Hey there Salinger what did you do
    just when the world was looking to you
    to write anything that ment anything
    you told us you were through
    And its been years since you passed away
    but i see no plaque and i see no grave
    and i cant help believing that you wanted it this way.

    And Vincent Van Gough why do you weep?
    you were on your way to heaven but the road was steep
    and who was there to break your fall?
    we're guilty, one and all
    And i dont know much but i do know this
    with a golden heart comes a rebel fist
    but i cant help agreeing with those that would not quit

    And it makes me sick when i think of it
    all my heroes could not live with this
    and i hope you rest in peace because with us you never did
    And KDC you were much to young*
    and you changed my life
    but i draw the line at suicide
    so here's to life!"
     
  13. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    Bob Dylan - Talkin' World War III Blues

    Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave,
    I said, "Let's go and play Adam and Eve."
    I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'
    She said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',
    You see what happened last time they started."

    Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
    And there was nobody aroun',
    I got into the driver's seat
    And I drove 42nd Street
    In my Cadillac.
    Good car to drive after a war.

    Well, I remember seein' some ad,
    So I turned on my Conelrad.
    But I didn't pay my Con Ed bill,
    So the radio didn't work so well.
    Turned on my player-
    It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',
    "Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,
    Our Loves Are Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."

    I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
    I needed somebody to talk to.
    So I called up the operator of time
    Just to hear a voice of some kind.
    "When you hear the beep
    It will be three o'clock,"
    She said that for over an hour
    And I hung it up.

    Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,
    Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,
    But mine was a little different you see.
    I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me.
    I didn't see you around."

    Well, now time passed and now it seems
    Everybody's having them dreams.
    Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
    Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
    Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
    But all the people can't be all right all of the time,
    I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
    "I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"
    I said that.




    mmmm, as well as this --



    Pink Floyd - Dogs

    You got to be crazy, you gotta have a real need
    You gotta sleep on your toes and when you're on the street
    You got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
    And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
    You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking

    And after a while, you can work on points for style
    Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
    A certain look in the eye and an easy smile
    You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
    So that when they turn their backs on you
    You'll get the chance to put the knife in

    You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
    You know, it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder
    As you get older
    Yeah, and in the end you'll pack up and fly down south
    Hide your head in the sand
    Just another sad old man
    All alone and dying of cancer
     
  14. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    do we honostly have to post the whole damn song... how bout just a few fuckin lyrics.
     
  15. dgdys90

    dgdys90 Member

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    Let these waves wash over you
    Reminiscent dreams of a better time
    Hope is in your hands, hope is in your hands
    Clenching Tightly to our memories

    There is a breaking point for everyone
    Please dont lose control
    Find a better part of you in something else
    Something the world should know

    This is the path i chose
    I will not walk it alone

    Speak a truth, one thats worthy of words
    Speak a truth, one with backbones for verbs!

    Which direction should we go? Hand in Hand
    Which direction should we go? I dont know
    I dont know

    I know the path
    I should embark
    Upon right now
    This is my destiny

    Wading through these trials
    Let us pray we make it
    Through our struggles in life

    Through the endless tides!



    I love my life
    I love my friends
    Nothing will change
    Or take away!!
     
  16. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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  17. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    pffft, I happen to like every word of the both songs i posted. SORRY :D
     
  18. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    GWAR - Fight

    From: This Toilet Earth



    [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
    [Bass by Oderus]
    Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out
    You're a moron
    Turn on the radio.
    Afraido.
    Fire up that dim bulb And let some coke fuck piss into your ear
    [Chorus:]
    Hit'em with a left
    Hit'em with a right
    Hit'em with a left
    Now fight fight fight [x2]
    This is a white world and yeah it sucks
    Sheep-fucking turd-kicking sow-sucking
    Rednecks make me sick making hate babies
    And worrying to death what I do with my dick
    [Chorus]
     
  19. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    let there be songs, to fill the air
     
  20. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Metallica - Disposable Heroes

    Bodies fill the fields I see, hungry heroes end
    No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend
    Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all
    Victim of what said should be
    A servant `til I fall

    [chorus:]
    Soldier boy, made of clay
    Now an empty shell
    Twenty one, only son
    But he served us well
    Bred to kill, not to care
    Just do as we say
    Finished here, greeting death
    Hes yours to take away

    Back to the front
    You will do what I say, when I say
    Back to the front
    You will die when I say, you must die
    Back to the front
    You coward
    You servant
    You blindman
    [end chorus]

    Barking of machinegun fire, does nothing to me now
    Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it somehow
    More a man, more stripes you bare, glory seeker trends
    Bodies fill the fields I see
    The slaughter never ends

    [chorus]

    Why, am I dying?
    Kill, have no fear
    Lie, live off lying
    Hell, hell is here

    I was born for dying

    Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say
    Had no chance to see myself, moulded day by day
    Looking back I realize, nothing have I done
    Left to die with only friend
    Alone I clench my gun

    [chorus]

    Back to the front.
     

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