sneaking shit on a cruise

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  1. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    hey so I haven't been here for a while, not that anyone on here knew who i am, but yah. hope everyone has been having a good summer :)

    anyway, so in august im going on a 1-week cruise with my friend and her family to alaska. I was wondering how easy/hard it is to get stuff on a cruise ship, we're gonna put pills and a couple grams of weed in baggies like in our underwear or something...but do you think there will be a chance to even smoke anywhere? like i was thinking on one of the little hike things just to go off somewhere else and smoke really quick.

    also we want to bring alcohol so if i just fill up a waterbottle or 2 with clear vodka do you think they will open it and smell it?
    also how easy is it to get alcohol from like one of the bars or some random people on a cruise ship if you are underage?

    PS one more question...how do you look at your guestbook b/c i had a notification thingie saying i had a new guestbook entry but idk how to look at it cause the profiles look different now.
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i'd just take pills if anything because you will have a hell of a time finding a place on the cruise ship to toke thats not under surveillance.. plus i'd guarantee most cruise ships are smoke free.. or have a designated smoking area
     
  3. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    well yah but they have little excursions where you get off of the ship and hike around on islands n shit, so we were just gonna go off somewhere to smoke
     
  4. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    actually.. i'd probably just play it safe and not do anything stupid.. because they will just drop you off at where the next closest harbor is.. if they need to kick you off the boat... you will more than likely also be escorted by the local PD when you arrive at the harbor
     
  5. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    too bad you aren't going somewhere in the caribbean, this guy I work with bought a fat sack off some locals when they stopped at one of the islands.
     
  6. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    actually a lot of cruise ships don't have any particular smoking regulations for most of the areas. sometimes there are a few rooms that are smoke-free, but the main thing they don't want you to do is go out on a balcony/deck and not use an ashtray -- because the ash can blow back in the ship and cause a fire.
    they're pretty relaxed about smoking, in my experience.
     
  7. High_Times_w_Kumar

    High_Times_w_Kumar Member

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    youd def be able to sneak pills on, keep them on you(someplace descrete, not pockets/purse/shoe) weed will be harder, they might have dogs and if that is the cases, your fucked, i would say double bag it, put it in a bag with three-four sheets of fabric softener, and put it someplace descrete
     
  8. rippin tha bong

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    getting weed on a cruise is easy, i usually take between 1-2 grams, first i grind it up, cut out a decent size square of saran rap, put the weed in the middle, fold the saran wrap up and twist the end tight, then i get some scotch tape and wrap it up so it doesnt smell and it comes out to the size of a marble then, then i usually wear some basketball shorts with pockets under my pants and throw it in there or if you want pack it in with your balls, or if your really scared shove it up your butt haha Also they wont check waterbottles so you should be fine putting vodka in there. As for smoking on the ship, if you have a room with a deck or balcony then you are in great shape, and can smoke anytime if you dont then you will have to smoke on the ship somewhere preferably at night.
     
  9. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I wouldn't put anything in your luggage, just keep it on your body. I've been on a few ships, and everyone on board (the crew) is usually just there to see everyone have a good time. I got weed in Jamaica just fine and walked right on the ship with in my pocket, just make sure you remove all metal so you don't set the alarm off because then they might ask you to empty your pockets/ pat you down. And there are plenty of little nooks to hid and smoke, I recommend the waaayyy back of the boat so all the smoke gets carried off in the wind.
     
  10. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    only cruise worth taking drugs on is jamcruise
     
  11. raindrop6794

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    just be careful about it...
     
  12. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Its not worth the risk.
     
  13. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    eh i think its worth it, yeah i guess ill just put the pills in my bra/underwear and double-bag the weed. i mean if it worked for an airport then it should work for a cruise right. plus ill be with my friends family n shit.

    but my main question is if i put vodka in a water bottle will they open it and smell it? or should i just wear a sweater and like put it on me somehow?
    or is it easy to go into the bars and get drunk rich guys to buy you drinks?
     
  14. High_Times_w_Kumar

    High_Times_w_Kumar Member

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    ^drunk rich guys will def buy you liquor
    also last time i went on a cruz they served my sister(she was 17 and drinking age was 21 on the boat) i couldnt get anything cuz i was 12. but drunk rich guys will def buy you some. or if yu look old enough try yourself
     
  15. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    everyone smokes weed, dont sweat it.
     
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