I want a Trebuchet

I could take out my neighbors and they would never know what hit them.. I hate my neighbors. They make to much noise.

Peace

 

http://www.siege-engine.com/

Go ahead and make one.

 

Thanks for the pic. But I know what it is. I can't build anything. I am just looking to get my hands on one fast. So I can devastate the hell out of my neighborhood. There is to much noise right now.

Peace

 

it's pretty easy to build
my brothers have toyed around with the idea of making a trebuchet for fucking years
but every time they start to build it my mom freaks out cause they're usually drinking, and drinking and welding equipment/power tools don't mix well

 

You could make a cannon out of a tree trunk, or one of them confederate rockets.

There are many explosive activities you can find around town, or online.

I'm just going off of the show Mythbusters. I dont actually know anything about making your own explosives.

Although you might want to hold off, youd get charged with aggravated assault or something. Theyd hunt you down.

 

Your missing the point. A Trebuchet makes no noise. I want to take them out with out them ever knowing what hit them.

Peace

 

A trebuchet makes noise dude.

Just blow everybody up.

 

What noise? It's like a catapult. Very cool. Like a bow and arrow. You never know what hit you. I can't blow things up. It will wake the children.

Peace

 

There's an annual Highland Festival in Estes Park, Colorado and a group bring a trebuchet each year. The swish-boing noise it makes when fired is audible if you're standing close by, (although that's more or less drowned out by the kids shouting "3-2-1-Yaaay!") but for the poor bugger some three hundred yards away...the first thing they know about it is when a bloody great rock comes in through the patio doors.

Go for it silverhippy. Post pictures.

 

Yes yes. That is what I mean. I will kill the hell out of these fucks and they will never know it was me. I will kill them with rocks. I don't know if I can get pics. I need to act like it is a surprise to me.

Peace

 

Sounds lovely...

 

You could poison your neighbors. That is even quieter than a Trebuchet.

 

Note to self: never ever ever live next door to UA....

 

UA ?

 

It's code, sorry, I can't tell you...

 

i want one, too. we could sell tickets to the show of us hurling all our old busted furniture so that we can get new furniture. my kids need beds.

 

Man every year we go down to lower Delaware and go to the Punkin' Chunkin' festival... People build cannons and trebuchets and just launch pumpkins for miles and drink all day... it's a good time...

 

that's my kinda festival.

 

underwear's ass. she was referring to my flatulence problem.