i have a drinking problem...

i just went to take a sip of water out of my gallon water jug... and got a bath. literally. it was pouring off of me, onto the wood floor and sounded like i was pissing myself. but it's hot, so it felt good. just thought i'd share this with you guys!

 

tis okay...

i have a hole in my lip...hehehe...i'm always spilling stuff all over myself when i drink it...

 

lol... a literal hole? or figuratively, as you have a drinking problem as well?

ok... so i'm isis... i have a drinking problem... and i'm proud of myself for taking the first step, which is recognizing i have a problem. now does anyone have a dry shirt, or are we going for a wet t-shirt contest?

 

Thanks. Pee is cool I guess. what was hot ? the water or the thought that it sounded like pee?

Peace

 

wet t-shirt...YEAH.

Perhaps using a glass would prevent this situation from arising again.

 

Wet T-shirt contest, totally cool!

 

it's hot as in, this day is hot. i am sweating. so the water all over me felt cool.

yay for wet t-shirt contests... i'm all about seeing titties!

and red, i also have a coordination problem. therefore i always knock glasses over and spill the water. as in, 100% of the time. hence the water bottle. at least i get it in my mouth around 75% of the time with the water bottle. except when i'm drinking and driving. then i just end up wet and driving, with no hydration in my body.

 

i am an alcoholic

 

this is not a thread for alcoholics. this is a thread for people with coordination related drinking problems... that being said, we are not exclusive here. i do have to ask though... do you spill your alcohol on yourself when drinking?

 

it isn't a literal hole...

my name is carrie and i have a drinking problem...and an eating disorder... whenever i eat....I always manage to walk away from the table wearing some of my dinner...

 

Its a little for a snack later! That or you like to be licked off?

 

i like to be licked as well... didn't realize that was the cause of my eating disorder. apparently, i just have an all around coordination condition.

 

Driving in a wet t-shirt...This thread is getting me a little warm. Maybe I should spill something cool on myself.

 

lol... or jump back in that waterfall... then you could join the wet t-shirt contest!

 

I just dropped a spicy hot chicken wing down my (clean) shirt while reading this thread. It wasn't my fault - cute girls were talking about wet T-shirt contests - I couldn't help it.)

My drinking problem has improved since I got myself an insulated coffee mug with a lid, kind of a grown up sippy cup, and my water bottle has a nozzle on it, which makes life easier on bumpy roads. But my eating disorder is as bad as ever. I don't need a bib, I need a big fucking bag to put over my head and down over my whole body, with a little hole for my mouth.

 

lol... i need a dropcloth. i work with developmentally disabled adults, and i swear, THEY'RE neater at dinner than i am.

but i need to find a water bottle nozzle that will fit on top of a crystal geyser gallon bottle. that would be sweet as hell.

 

You should invest in a sippy cup. They're what my aunt uses for when everyone drinks upstairs. I love them. I laughed at you so hard when I read this you made me miss with my drink. My nightgown was clean to.... You work with mentally disabled adults? My mom works with mentally disabled toddlers. Her youngest is three I think.

 

that's really cool! i love the developmentally disabled. they're the most amazing people i've ever met! they're like my awesome family... my "biological" family is fucked up retarded... these people who everyone else calls retarded, are awesome. so yeah... i meet mentally retarded people and i immediately fall in love with them. yay for mentally retarded people!

 

Yeah. They're cool. My mother the gay, recovering alcoholic, teacher of the mentally disabled. Wow now that I type that out its kind of inspiring.

 

Have you thought about a Camelbak? You can buy the bladder on its own if you don't want to invest in the whole backpack portion, they go up to (I think) 100 ounces and the nozzle is a whole lot easier to get to your face than a gallon jug.