You know your really stoned. when?

When you try to light your bong with the Wireless Mouse.. Thats all.

 

ahaha! that made me laugh. :biggrin:

 

Whats worse is the little red light that makes it look like its working...

 

Spending 15 minutes walking back to the bench in the park where you're sure you left your stash... only to discover it's in one of those damn obvious pockets you never checked

 

Man you must have been half asleep to think that thing was a lighter. I haven't been that stoned since the first times.

 

Thats one of the best high moments ive heard.

 

when you hit a joint and put the cherry in your mouth. ow.

 

Now that was funny

 

when you start to twitch, it has only happened to me once, but that was the highest i ever was

 

thanks Sno..

ha ha yes, Ive done that..

 

same here. Happened about twice.

 

Stepping off a 6 inch curb and falling.

 

When you mistake a giant blank white billboard for the moon

 

when you're laying down at a elementary school playground and your friend says "dude what if the cops come and see you laying here?" and you say "tell em i'm baked..."

 

4 little specs of salvia and a high mid. Thumbs up once I'm able to move

 

when u reach into your pocket to fish out a lighter, only to pull out a little glass dolphin, and ever time u try to light it(its not a lighter), you sound like a dolphin

 

when you continue to pass the lighter with the joint even though its been succesfully lit for quite some time, and every time you pass the lighter you say oh I guess I didn't need to pass that, and it happens several times during the session.

 

when you think your friends birthday balloon is someone watching you.

 

lol, I was so stoned once and had balloons. And they were on those little things that hold them to the ground, and about the height of my shoulders. As I turned around there was the balloons.. BOO> Scared me..

 

lol, i got one like that


when you are smoking a bowl and continue to pass the lighter to the next person even though they are already lighting the bowl with their own lighter.. and you hold it there until they say they don't need it, then you say.. oh.. shit.. and then do it again when the rotation comes to that person again