I might take up smoking

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Frieden, Jun 18, 2008.

  1. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    A blow torch is good for your everyday lighting... but your first smoke must be lit with a sacrificial bonfire made of pallets from the back of Home Depot stacked 40 cubits by 40 cubits.
     
  2. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    I smoke Camels too because we don't have the good stuff here. I have to go to Latvia to get Chesterfields. Russia if I want Lucky Strikes.

    :mad:
     
  3. purple__haze

    purple__haze Member

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    i love cigars. just dont take down ur first one like i did.my mate jonny has a pipe.but i wouldnt really kno where to start with one
     
  4. The manticore

    The manticore Member

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    i think quitting mite be harder than u think
    every1 i know who smokes wishes they never started
    not tryna put u off but just sayin
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    Everyone you know that smokes is a complete and total pussy.
     
  6. The manticore

    The manticore Member

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  7. JethroZoso

    JethroZoso Member

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    Myth. Can't believe people belive that shit
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    Ehh....it actually works ridiculously well.

    Not at well as cocaine or bulimia.


    ...but pretty damn well.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    pfft, if I want to drop some pounds I drink Draino...Thanks to Draino I now can see my feet, thanks Draino!

    If you want to really pick up smoking, go look for cig butts on the ground and smoke those and see which ones you like best...
     
  10. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Smoking is cool. I like it. Hey we all gota die. why not choose your own way.

    Peace
     
  11. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Camels... SMOOTH.
     
  12. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Smoking makes you cool...
     
  13. Kizen

    Kizen Member

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    smoking makes you a fool
     
  14. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    this is probably one of the stupidest things ive ever heard. if you really want to try getting addicted to something, perhaps you should aim for somethign that doesnt give you cancer on top of costing you money. perhaps a drug that gives you a high or something, xanax i hear is highly addictive
     
  15. Strangeness

    Strangeness Member

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    Belmonts, Export "A" golds. those are my favs.
     
  16. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    Who do you know that gives out free Xanax and where can I meet em?
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha frieden you're awesome...

    start huffing Glade..
     
  18. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    smoke marlboro virginia blends, they are bangin.

    eh personally, I don't even think you should start..... but hey, everyone's doing it
     
  19. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    I was thinking bout it...the bug repellent scent...
     
  20. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Hahahaha......take up smoking weed not cigs.

    Bleh.
     

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