Things girls dont want to hear

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by YankNBurn, Jun 18, 2008.

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  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    "We're going on Maury to get a paternity test..."
     
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  3. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    (when fucking) "whoa, surfs up!"
     
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  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Who said you could speak. Go sit in your box until I say you can come out.

    Peace
     
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  7. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    "Are you getting your period or something?"
     
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  9. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    "It's not that I am unable to commit to you, I just don't want to marry you."
     
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  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    "Aren't you a sexy bitch!"
     
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  13. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    "Go make me a sandwich."
     
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  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Umm..Girls want to hear that...
     
    Piaf, Jun 18, 2008
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  17. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    How about "I dont care, it's up to you"
     
    RELAYER, Jun 18, 2008
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  19. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    "I love you..... Nah, just kidding you stupid whore. I'm only in it for the pussy and your dad's money."
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 18, 2008
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  21. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    I need something to put my legs up on. Come here you will do.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  23. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Untie yourself

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  25. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    "Aren't you paying?"
     
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  27. Cavale

    Cavale Member

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    Me: I'm forming muscles, see?
    Boyfriend: You still have a lot of flab to get rid of.
     
    Cavale, Jun 18, 2008
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  29. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    YOU'RE WHAT ?

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  31. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    we're not supposed to want to hear that?
     
    indian~summer, Jun 18, 2008
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  33. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    "You know I was kidding last night, right? Well, I gotta go. Have a nice life."
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 18, 2008
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  35. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    "Sure I'll call, baby."
     
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  37. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    "Is that real?"

    "I've been seeing lots of girls look like you lately."

    "The conversation is great, but I have a couple things I gotta do today."
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 18, 2008
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  39. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    'I dont have any more money'
     
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