Funny High Moments

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Shaun_c01, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. Shaun_c01

    Shaun_c01 Member

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    So, I figured I'd share this with you all as I'm sure you might all get a kick out of it (i know my friend listening on team speak did)...

    So the wife and I smoked about 5-6 nice bong bowls of some pretty deccent stuff last night. About half way through I had to stop for a moment, look at my wife and say "babe... I'm pretty fucked up right now". We laughed and carried on smoking. A little while later I came in here to chat with my friend on team speak. Not five minutes later the wife comes in here dazed and confused as to why she had even come in the bedroom in the first place. When she finally realizes she had gone the wrong way she waddled past the desk, bonked her head on the door way as she left (pretty hard I might add), and kept right on trucking like it never happened (both my friend and I were huddled over in laughter).

    Not long after that she comes back in the room for no reason yet again and starts talking, but nothing she says makes sense as her words are slured and jumbled. I told her to "stop talking when you are high... you don't do it well" (laughter ensued once more). Anyways, needless to say it was a rather fun experience and it was nice to be that stonned for a change. I thank the "stranger I met at the park the other night"... you knw who you are. =)
     
  2. Detox

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    You guys must have me ripped off your asses.
     
  3. Shaun_c01

    Shaun_c01 Member

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    Yeah we were. it has been a long time since I was that high. It was a very nice feeling. My wife on the other hand had never been that stoned, so it was that much more fun for me to see her that high.
     
  4. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    So you found a connection?

    And you smoked 5 or 6 bong BOWLS??? Not bong rips? I don't think you need to smoke that much off the bong man. 2 or 3 rips, and I'm done.

    And were you in your bathroom when your wife came in?
     
  5. Shaun_c01

    Shaun_c01 Member

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    Yes I did find a good hookup and boy am I happy. Yes they were bowls, but the wife wanted to smoke that much. Normally we smoke one or two bowls, relax for an hour then go to bed, but last night she just kept packing the bowls. Farbeit for me to stop her, lol. Besides it was good fun. And I'm not sure where you got bathroom from, but our computer is in our room and that was where I was. We smoked on our couch while watching tv, then I came in here when I heard my messanger going off.
     
  6. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    lol oops.. I read it as bathroom. Sorry

    That's awesome that you found a good hookup. One that will stick around for awhile I hope! Mine's stuck being my neighbor so he'll never go away. :)

    I'm surprised your wife can smoke so much considering her small stature. She must have a high tolerance.

    What did you guys watch on tv? Anything funny or good? I saw charlie wilson's war last night. It was okay. Some good moments, and funny moments, but could have been put together better.
     
  7. Shaun_c01

    Shaun_c01 Member

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    No nothing special... just Two and a half men, Everyone loves raymond, simpsons, and family guy, the usual, since we don't have cable and only get like 4 channels. watching a couple movies tonight, and if we can get the kids off to bed early enough we might smoke more tonight. But we can't just toss em in bed too early as that'd be cruel.
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yea man im going to go on a smoke'a'ton later, just gonna keep smoking till im like the highest ive ever been, and with this creeper bud i have - im sure im in for a rollercoaster.
     
  9. Shaun_c01

    Shaun_c01 Member

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    enjoy my friend... let the good times ensue
     
  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    haha yea, and along time ago, a friend banged his head on a cupboard door at his house, there were like 5 of us, all smoking all night, he sits down, leans his head back and just sits there with a dropped jaw. all of us saw him bang his head really hard, but we were just laughing like mad xD
     
  11. JP-

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    Haha that's amazing dude, I love moments like those. I recently walked into a cabinet door that was hanging open at about head level, and rather hard. In the end, I was pushing it the wrong way and ended up breaking the cabinet off its hinges. Needless to say my head was throbbing later on.
     
  12. Nightbird1056

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    so, u guys have never smoked that much before? hmmm i wouldnt think you guys have been smoking that long then cause ive only been going for about a year and i've smoked about an oz total to myself. it's a crazy state of mind where you just cant function and you literally feel like your reality is molding to everything and it's extremely hard to move. that's when my friends and i try to say "maybe we should stop smoking" by it usually comes out "mmmb shhhh smokee". then we laugh and whoever is holding the pipe drops it and forgets about it till we sober up a bit and remember where we are
     
  13. paperPlanes285

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    like 2 nights ago, i was at a party and like 4 of us smoked 3 blunts in rotation, and iwas standing up outside talking to someone with a beer in my hand and i heard something spilling, and i stood there for like 20 seconds until my friend told me that i was pouring all my beer on the floor...i didn't even realize haha.
     
  14. Nightbird1056

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    hah damn bro
     
  15. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    That bro is actually a sister :)
     
  16. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    damn nighbird this thead is 5 months old
     
  17. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    once, my friend and I went through a Sonic drive-through completely stoned ... the cashier tells us to have a great day, and my friend responds (loudly) "WE WILL HAVE A GREAT DAY. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!", and proceeds to almost run the car into a trash can in fits of laughter.
    we ended up asleep for a good three hours in a walmart parking lot, and we couldn't seem to remember why we had gone there in the first place.
     
  18. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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  19. Nightbird1056

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    haha i don't care, i was bored and looking for some funny stories of people high and this one got my attention
     
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