Lizard Sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Outside my window!

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    HOLY SHIT! GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!

    FREE NUDITY EXHIBITIONISM KINKY SHIT NO SHAME! FUCKING LIKE MAD! SHIT SHIT CUM SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT.


    Damn things ran away before I could take a better picture, but I totally got to see some lizard dick.
     
  2. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    seems like that made your month....

    good times
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

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    It made me cum EVERYWHERE!

    The dude lizard has the most pissed off expression though.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    Awesome!!!!
     
  5. mystical_shroom

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    Oh my god, that's so hot, makes me want to jump in there and have a threesome with them..
     
  6. jerry420

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    thats what we call "hate-fucking" pavel:)
     
  7. scarlettchasingroses

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    i love you, shroom.... make it a foursome?
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    A foursome would totally be hot.

    I think that the hate was directed towards me, and not towards the fucking.

    Even though I'm a very big supporter of hate fucking.

    Lots of it going on in Darfur now... and it's a-ok in my book.
     
  9. mitten_kitten

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    Lizard dick sounds really creepy...I prefer to believe that they don't have one...
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    It was red.
     
  11. mitten_kitten

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    Thank you.
    :puke:
     
  12. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    dog dick red?
     
  13. Freealize

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    I have a pair of desert tortoises who bone like mad. (Don't worry, I inherited these dudes...I didn't take them from the desert) When the dude cums, it's hard to believe he could hold that much. Looks like someone mixed beer and yogurt and dumped it on my patio.
     
  14. mystical_shroom

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    Tortoises cumming, man, and I thought the talk of lizard sex got me hot...
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    Hmm... very flesh red.

    Now that's pure sex.

    You should totally start your own beastiality website.
     
  16. Freealize

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    It's a little emasculating. The dude pumps for almost an hour and he really pounds. Sounds like little native drummers in the yard.
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Now that's just utterly primal.
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    And you didn't take pictures or tape it?? Shame on you...
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine going back in time 100 million years ago when they were as big as a house :eek:

    The sound of humping would reverberate for miles in every direction throughout the primeval forest :eek:



    Hotwater
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    Yeah... no fair... lots of Mr. Hands fans want to masturbate to that.
     
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